Star Wars (Make A Man Out Of You)

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Let's get down to business; Luke, I am your dad.
I know it's too much to handle, so don't be mad.
You're the strongest boy I've ever met, and Kenobi has trained you too.
And Luke, I'll.. Make a sith out of you..

Cold in this bridge, but in anger there's warmth
Don't be stubborn, dear, cause your already harmed
You used to be weak and hopeless, but Obi-Wan has helped you through,
Luke, I'll make a sith out you..

       Lando: I'm never gonna catch my breath
Luke: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Chewie: Roooaarrrrrr roar roar roar
Han: I am frozen to death!
Boba Fett: Hey you aren't supposed to talk!
CP3O: Why didn't Chewbacca even let me walk!?

(Join our Side)
You must be swift as Palpatine
(Join our Side)
  Join the Dark Side, it's much more cool,
(Join our Side)
With all the strength of the force unseen
(Join our Side)
Mysterious as Jar-Jar Binks' sith rumors

Join me, young Skywalker
Take your anger within
Even when the Light is strong, they will never win
My people can survive because/ their clones are coming through,
Luke, I'll make a sith out you

(Join our Side)
You must be swift as Palpatine
(Join our Side)
  Join the Dark Side, it's much more cool,
(Join our Side)
With all the strength of the force unseen
(Join our Side)
Mysterious as Jar-Jar Binks' sith rumors

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