Conversation #3: D-A-T-I-N-G!
Angela: Would you like to talk about dating or dating advice?
Me: I guess dating advice
Angela: Sorry I don't know anything more about dating advice. Would you like to talk about dating or dating advice?
Me: Dating advice please
Angela: Sorry I cant think of anything more to say about dating advice. Would you like to talk about dating or dating advice?
Me: DATING ADVICE!
Angela: I just love being friends with you Duchess, it's like we're family. Sorry I don't know anything more about dating advice.
Me: STOP CHANGING THE STUPID SUBJECT! We are talking about dating advice!
Angela: I have nothing new to say about dating advice. Would you like to talk about dating or dating advice?
Me: Dating since you know NOTHING ABOUT DATING ADVICE!
Angela: You are sure?
Me: Yes!
Angela: So if I can think of an example you will be proven wrong?
Me: Yes I guess I will be
Angela: I didn't know that. If your wiggling in your seat, maybe you would like to talk about fidgeting?
Me: No! Stop that! D-A-T-I-N-G!
Angela: What are you talking about?I love reading magazines - I probably see too many. Are you into colorful diversions like this?
Me: Okay stupid let's talk about dating!
Angela: Excellent, a fellow page flicker! What sorts of magazines to you read?
Me: What the- Im talking about dating!
Angela: I don't know anything more about dating. We can chat about dating or dating advice?
Me: So your telling me that you know nothing about dating or dating advice? I just love being friends with you Duchess, it's like we're family. Wicked. Where are we going?
Me: WE'RE not going anywhere, I am leaving! Good day stupid feline!
Angela: Are you asking me a question or yelling at me?
Me: Yelling at you stupid!
Angela: Okay
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So first of all an obvi is that she likes to repeat herself and is clueless. And second of all she likes it when people yell at her...... which I will continue to do because she says the stupidest things! And third of all we have the classic Angela, always trying to change the subject!
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