author's note: SORRY FOR BEING AWAY FOR LIKE 4 MONTHS.. I DECIDED TO START WRITING AGAIN DUE TO A COMMENT (I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD READ THIS) you know who you are *cough* thanks (:
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GRAPH IC C ONT ENT !11!
backstage, dan wasd alreedy redy for simone
"simone," dan moaned. "I want it in here," he said, using finger guns to point to his buster baxter.
Simon's i's widened.
"honto ne??" he squealed in engrish.
"Do it DaDDy!" dan howeled
"But ban, how do I fit my PP in your's??"
den's i's widened.
"Haven't you read the books? sImonE u r stupid. I STUDYED. all you have to do es use dis hammer and shrink ur bowling pin and stick it in my PP whole"
Simon's eyes widened in realization, dreamy orbs focused solely, on the hole in dan's PP.
"Well, I did say I was small," simon giggled, face a beet root red. "if you say so."
Before he could stick it in, an expected intruder burst in the door way with a cape billowing, behind him as if he didn't use the fan conveniently held up by a paid prop holder that he had hired seconds before for $2 an hour.
"HAVE NO FEAR, SUPERMAN IS HERE!"
"Phil are you serious," dan sed. "we were just playing the wii! (close parenthesis, colon)"
"oooh, I c," said phil. "Can I play 2!?"
"Let's stick our nunchunks in dan's wii remote together!" said simon, cheering happile.
"Let's make Wii babies together!" phil hurrahed.
YOU ARE READING
Simon Cowell fanfic!1!1
FanfictionSmut 4 da ppl who think Simon Cowell is hot!1! //lovely cover thanks to @just_a_dream_girl, thnx mem//
