I alway wante 2 phuck simone cowbell n toda he wasd alone
"Haiii," I sed. "Wuld u liek 2 phuck me??"
Wth his sexi deeeep voice, se sed,
"that's a no from me."but yyyyyyy????
"DADDYY ACCPT MEEEH"
"I IS NOT U DADDY!!1"
I cryed. "BUT SIMONE!1!1"
"I HAS A SMOL PEEPEE I CNNOT PHUCK U."
ME i's WIDENED
SIMIN HAS SMOL PEE PEE???
"DADDY," I MONED. "PLS PHUCK MEH."
"THATS A NO FRM MEH."
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Simon Cowell fanfic!1!1
FanfictionSmut 4 da ppl who think Simon Cowell is hot!1! //lovely cover thanks to @just_a_dream_girl, thnx mem//