CHRISTMAS QUOTES by xFakingaSmilex

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 1. "Maybe Christmas," he thought, doesn't come from a store. "Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little more!" 

 2. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night... don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. 

 3. Spending the Holidays with my Family has shown me the true meaning of alcoholism. 

 4. Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. 

 5. Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest persona alive for Christmas.... I woke up in a box. 

 6. It's Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.




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