Holiday Reads: Christmas Poems & Stories

Jingle Smells? by Shaun Allan

Jingle bells 

Nappies smell 

Especially if they're runny 

Bogies get all crusty 

If you wipe them 

On your tummy 

Jingle bells 

Sweaty socks smell 

If you change them 

Twice a week 

But change them 

Only twice a year 

They're not as bad 

As your feet 

 OOOHHHHHH 

Dashing round the house 

Making lots of noise 

You've eaten all the sweets 

And broken all your toys 

 You want to chase the cat 

And put him on the tree 

But he is much too fast for you 

So you crash right underneath! 

 OOHHHH 

 Jingle bells 

Dog poo smells 

And it tastes really bad 

But at Christmas time 

It's really fine 

To give some to your dad 

Jingle bells 

Christmas smells 

But you don't really care 

Cos though it's late 

You can't wait 

To do it all again next year!