Aries: so what cute people should we talk about now
Taurus: I may be drunk, but I love you
Gemini: umm look for the Sierra quotes chapter but here are some!
"YOU FUCKIN SHIT FUCK"
"I burn so many calories walking to fridge"
"Why don't they just make portable fridges where you press a button and it appears
"GG WERE RUNNING OUT OF HONEY"
"I'm going to name my kid pregnant"
"Is scared in Ukranian"
"Oh yesssss"
"You put a big dick on a little dick and bam! Instadick! The newest dick enlargement!"
Cancer: "you cocksucker" thanks mom <3 (don't worry we were kidding around)
Leo: *imitates my weird ass hello* THIS WAS MY OLD CRUSH
Virgo: "I'm stealing your crush from you"
Libra: *foot rapes me* IT WAS MY CRUSH TOO SO I DON'T EVEN CARE
Scorpio: *fart noise made by someone* s.: "SAMEEE"
Sagittarius: *yells in Lithuanian*
Capricorn: *freedom slaps people with US flag*
Aquarius: "ILL CUT YOUR FINGERS OFF AND FEED THEM TO YOU" I love my friends sometimes
Pisces: *calls me the ugliest potato*
S. = Scorpio
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Zodiac Signs
RandomA fun book with all the zodiac signs! Hope you enjoy what your sign gets/does! This is not 100% accurate so please don't get mad c: I'm a Capricorn ♑️. NOT ALL WERE BY ME SOME WERE FOUND ON TUMBLR!!! If you find a chapter that you created AND can pr...