Short embarrassing stories! :|

Baby stripper

    So when I was little I would like to dance. I danced a lot. It wasn't like good dancing. I would spin terribly and shake my booty. So I was usually naked as a child because my dad would yell "naked baby naked baby" and I would laugh and laugh. I would get on the table and dance....naked. I don't know why. I think I had a fetish with getting on tables and dancing but I would always do it naked. So my mom and sister just knew my future. I was going to be a stripper.
"She's going to have a life on the pole" they would always say. Now everytime were talking with friends and family members they always have to tell that story.
Why family? Why?

(AN: I was a weird child. BEST CHILDHOOD EVERRRRR!)