Short embarrassing stories! :|

Kissing

    I was at my house with my old old old best friend Ronnie. She was kinda mean but kinda sweet. So I had this teddy bear and it was really big. I also had a big closet. There was a chair with the teddy bear sitting there. Ronnie walked into the closet and sat on the bear and started making out with it. Like full on make out session. I just sat on my bed and watched while playing with my dog. The. She got off and said "your turn." I didn't know what to do so I just did what she did. It took me half a second then I got off and said that I was done. Then she got on my treadmill and fell. I laughed the whole time. Paybacks a biatch.
  I was like 7-8.
Told you I was the devil child.