Sane or Insane? You Decide.

Chapter 1

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Okay I know people don’t normally read this stuff up here and just go straight to the story but please just read this. So I am very sorry that I have not uploaded in months. I don’t really have an excuse, except for that I haven’t really been motivated to right. I’ve been stressed since the beginning of summer from having my brothers back. Anyways I want to say I’m sorry and that I will be uploading more often and also Ways to Make Your Parents Think You’re Crazy will be the story that is uploaded the most because I’m putting that in the Watty Awards, so please go check it out and vote. J

Oh and a special thanks to dinoslifeforme for the magnificent cover. Thank you!!!

Now onto the story.

Chapter 1

Walking out of this undersized room, she called an office, I felt completely, outright satisfied. It was the best feeling I have had since I got here, which was oh 2 hours ago. Yep complete waste of my time but what can I do about it now. Well at least I got to enjoy that look on her face when I told her off. She seemed so shocked, like no one has ever talked to her in such a manor before, especially clients is what I’m guessing. Eh, oh well for her because there’s a first time for everything and I’m definitely glad I got to be her first insulter. I wonder what other kind of damage I could do while I’m here.

I stopped right in front of the receptionist getting a wonderful idea, “I know you were listening to that whole session, and I bet you want to crack up about what I said too.” I could tell by the way her face was enflamed and she was trying so hard to control her breathing. “Am I right?” 

She started cracking up when she knew she was caught, “Yes and you are just so wonderful for that. I could practically hear her shocked face. Hilarious, but I wish I was there to see it.”

Ha I was right because another reason she could have looked like that was because she was angry but of course I was right and I like her already for it too, “So I’m guessing she doesn’t pay you so well by seeing how small this place is. I’m guessing she just got out of school and is just starting out. I’m right aren’t I?”

I could just tell I was and with a nod she just confirmed that I was right again, ha two for two, “And I bet she keeps promising to pay you extra when things started getting up and more clients come in. I’m right again aren’t I?”

“Of course you are. I haven’t heard when you aren’t so far, so now you’re four for four.” She clapped for me and I thought about it and I swear it was just three. Wait, I think she is counting me telling Mrs. Finley what kind of person she was.

I like this girl a lot she’s just great, especially when she thinks just like me I think I will go on with my plan, “You are absolutely right. Anyways I would like to offer you a job. . . . to work as my assistant.

She gave me a dumbfounded look, “If you’re worried about the money I can guarantee that you will be paid incredibly well.”

All she got out for a response was, “Uhhh-h-h-h-h!”

“Okay fine I get it you could just say no if you don’t want the job, it’s not going to hurt my feelings or anything. I’ll just leave now then.” I wasn’t going to actually leave without her but I made it seem like I clearly understood that she didn’t want the job I started backing up.

“WAIT!!” she shrieked jumping up from her chair making it fall on the floor, which I definitely did not expect, especially when I literally jumped out of my skin and then falling on my butt in the process. “Oops I’m so sorry. You still want to hire me right?”

“Of course but I would love it if you were to reframe from shouting and or shrieking. That would unquestionably be wonderful. Thanks.” I knew that would work, but I did not expect the outcome to be my butt being brutally, bruised, I thought as I rubbed my butt and stood up.