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philly✧ : hey boo

emo kid dan☽ : if you want nudes pls leave

philly✧ : wow okay bye

emo kid dan☽ : actually...

philly✧ : ? whats up emo boy

emo kid dan☽ : can we talk? i feel lonely

philly✧ : i could be an 80 year old man

emo kid dan☽ : so could i

philly✧ : lets be old men together

emo kid dan☽ : k

emo kid dan☽ : how did u get my number in the first place

philly✧ : it was advertised on a dodgy website

emo kid dan☽ : may i ask what website

philly✧ : a really crappy, uhh, adult site

emo kid dan☽ : oh crap i forgot about that, you didn't sign up did you

philly✧ : yeah i did why

emo kid dan☽ : they advertise your number

philly✧ : crap

emo kid dan☽ : crap

emo kid dan☽ : wait why were you on the site anyway

philly✧ : ..

emo kid dan☽ : ...

philly✧ : you signed up too im not alone

emo kid dan☽ : oh yeah

philly✧ : you're such a loser


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