Suho: babe dahil kasal na tau bibilhan kita ng maraming maraming gamit ~ alahas, anything that you want.. *sabay labas ng card*
Kai: can''t wait for tonight my wife *wink* *smirk*
D.O: hon im the one who will cook ok?
You: No , ako ang asawa mo kaya dapat ako ang magluto para sau..
D.O: ok i will just help you and teach you *kiss you in the lips*
Lay: are we really husband and wife??
Xiumin: babe later mamili na tau ng foods ha, punuin na natin ang ref
You: *facepalm*
Tao: hon.. puede ba akin nalang ung bag mo na gucci?
You: talaga bang mahal mo ako kaya mo ako pinakasalan or dahil sa kami ang may ari ng gucci?
Tao: puedeng both hehehe
You: bakit ka umiiyak luhan?
Luhan: wala lang im so so happy because were married..pero dapat hindi ako ganito kasi manly ako pero i just can't help it
Sehun: *crying*
You: oh sehun bakit ka naiyak hindi kaba masaya na kasal na tau?
Sehun: bakit porket ba umiiyak malungkto agad? hindi puedeng tears of joy?
You: sabi ko nga eh ...
Kris: so are you happy because you married the most handsome and the most talented guy int he world?
Chanyeol: *habang nag ma- make love ka * *derp* *sabay tawa ng nakakaloko*
You: bakit ka natawa chanyeol?
Chanyeol: im just happy because you are mine now
You: Chen bakit mo ako pinakasalan? sure kabang mahal mo ako ?
Chen: hindi eh
You: eh bakit mo ako pinakasalan?
Chen: walalang kasi bored ako gusto ko lang ng mapaglalaruan HAHAHAAHAH
You: *sinapok, tinadyakan , sinipa , sinampal sampal mo si chen*
Chen: hon bakit mo naman ako ginanito??
You: bagay sau yan .. bored pala ha..
Chen: hon naman wala ba sa vocabulary mo ung salitang joke .. nagjojoke lang ako ginanito mo nako ...siyempre mahal kita sobra huhuhu * umiyak* kjung alam ko lang sana hindi nako nagjoke ang sama mo pala biruin hon
You : nako sorry love, sweetypie my chocobunch , mylove so sweet, cupcake.. i love you so much ! i will love you forever
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weel hindi na masama oklang ba yan guys? ako lang gumawa ng scenario napagtripan ko lang
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EXO Jokes Part 4 (New Laughs) {Completed}
Fanfiction[COMPLETED} Random Jokes of EXO. This is the 4th part of Exo Jokes I hope you like it. Part 1: EXO Jokes Part 2: EXO Jokes Part 2 Part 3: EXO Jokes Part 3 Part 5: Exo Jokes (The Last) Credits: Cover made by: jhe_apolinario
