Friend
Friend: dude u were SO drunk last night at the party.
You: no I wasn't
Friend: O ya, u called a taxi to take u home
You: so I don't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving
Friend: the party was at ur house
You: .....
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Text Fails
RandomFunny texts that are sure to put a smile on your face! Note: I do not own any of these.
