(Talking)
It's time to visit the doctor?
Already?
It doesn't help that I feel like a raptor.
I am sooooo not ready!
(Singing)
I'm overweight,
I don't want to go on the scale,
I'm not eight,
Can't I just bail?
Hey, Mr. Doctor,
Waddo you say?
I have an appointment today,
I got to say,"No way!"
Hey, Mr. Doctor,
Waddo you say?
I have to get a shot today,
How about,"No way!"
I don't like needles,
I don't need a flu shot,
It's worse than a bunch of beetles,
And it doesn't help that I'm hot!
Who do you think I am?
A poor little creature;
A lamb?
I don't need a hospital!
Hey, Mr. Doctor,
Waddo you say?
I have an appointment today,
I got to say,"No way!"
Hey, Mr. Doctor,
Waddo you say?
I have to have physical therapy today,
How about,"No way!"
So what if I have scoliosis;
If my bones go this way and that?
Touch me and I'll hiss,
I'm not a lab rat!
My broken leg's been healed,
But I'm doing just fine with my walking,
I don't need help,
Besides, you don't like my constant talking
Hey, Mr. Doctor,
Waddo you say?
I have an appointment today,
I got to say,"No way!"
Hey, Mr. Doctor,
Waddo you say?
It's time to go,
I cheer,"Hurray!"
Don't give me that lollipop,
I don't need charity,
I'll hit you with a mop,
I don't need your generosity!
Hey, Mr. Doctor,
Waddo you say?
It's time to go,
I cheer,"Hurray!"
