Aries: This Halloween... I'm gonna dress up as Batman... yeah... cuz of bats and stuffs... I'm Batman...
Taurus: Three words: Netflix and Chill.
Gemini: Another excuse to get wasted. Again. Yay.
Cancer: Great, Halloween merchandise sold out two months ago! Now they only sell balloon Santas and f*cking Cupid-shaped chocolates.
Leo: My Halloween costume will be Pedobear... hehehe...
Virgo: Spooky sh*t and child obesity... brilliant.
Libra: Just another sh*tty day.
Scorpio: Spoopy. IGN 10/10
Sagittarius: I hate pumpkins... f*ck my life...
Capricorn: You do realize that more than half of the world's population doesn't even celebrate this sh*t, don't you?
Aquarius: Are the aliens finally coming?
Pisces: Time for a Tim Burton marathon!!!
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Zodiac Book
RandomI know just about every one has made this book but I want to make one so yea. xD, A zodiac book brought to you by a Scorpio :P ... Yep, enjoy. Btw I find most of this stuff on tumblr xD
