Texts With Flutter

NOT FOR YOU!

(Note: suggested by Flutter101 A.K.A: Flutter!)

(Side note: they are 21 years old)
September 25
Flutter: Hey, are we going on a date later?
Blessing: ....
Flutter: c'mon you're so sexy
Blessing: O.o
Flutter: ;-)
Flutter: OH SHIZ BLESSING I'M SORRY!!!!!!
Blessing: I'm more shocked you actually said sexy without being drunk.
Flutter: ....I think I'm gonna cry....
Blessing: do you want me to pass the messages on?
Flutter: no....I'll do it myself..

October 1st
Flutter: (there's an attached picture);-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
Blessing: HOLY JEEZ! WOULD YOU REALLY SEND THAT TO HIM?!
Flutter: pfft, no, April fools
Blessing: IT'S NOT APRIL!
Flutter: late April fools
Blessing: Just, get rid of that revealing photo!
Flutter: No! I'm an independent woman who can make my own choices!
Blessing: GET RID OF IT!!!!!!!! Flutter: yes ma'am.

October 12

Flutter: Honey...

(Another side note: Blessing's fed up with this at this point.)

Blessing: Yes dear?
Flutter: lets go out somewhere.
Blessing: where to?
Flutter: Any-
Flutter: wait....
Flutter: THAT WAS NOT FOR YOU!!!
Blessing: (frustrated sigh) I figured.
Flutter: I'm sorry your guy's contact info is right next to each other!
Blessing: Well then look before you text!
Blessing: I just don't want another "April fools" panty shot.
Flutter: I know you want it.
Blessing: FLUTTER NO I DON'T!!!!
Flutter: Fine. I'll be more careful. Only If you make me cookies.
Blessing: done.
Flutter: Already?
Blessing: no, autocorrect, I meant deal.
Flutter: Oh...