Texts With Flutter

I can't help it!

Blessing: did you knock over my pink and yellow abstract vase I was gonna give halo for her birthday?
Flutter: I can't help it if I can't see those colors!!
Blessing: so you did do it....
Flutter: YOU TRICKED ME!!!
Blessing: idiot.
Blessing: moron.
Blessing: HALO HAS BEGGED FOR THAT VASE FOR FOUR MONTHS!!!
Flutter: HOW WAS I SUPPOST TO KNOW IT WAS THERE!?!?
Blessing: because I had a million-seriously I counted- flutter seeable colored signs all around it!
Flutter: I'm an investigator!
Blessing: I'm pretty sure that was autocorrect.... maybe what you meant was instigator!?
Flutter:....what does instigator mean?
Blessing: to provoke something...namely...ME!
Flutter: you weren't as mean when we were little!
Blessing:......
Flutter: blessing?
Blessing: that....actually hurt my feelings....
Flutter: O.O
Blessing: I'm....DYLAAAAANNN!!!!!
(Side note: Dylan is blessings boyfriend.)
Flutter: :,( what. Did. I. Just. Do?

(Later)
Blessing: I hope you're proud of yourself, Btw it's dylan
Flutter: I'm not.
Blessing: blessings been crying in her room (on me) for two hours. She finally stopped and is sleeping.
Flutter:.....
Blessing: well. Agh...um...
Flutter: whatever you're gonna say i've already told myself twic-
Blessing: you get a punishment...
Flutter: what?
Blessing: um...you have to use your own money to rebuy that vase...and you have to go by yourself, even though I know you cant see it. And....you don't get to eat cookies for three days.
Flutter:......
Blessing: fine one day.
Flutter: I guess so. Fair enough.
Blessing: and you also have to apologize to halo. And admit you made her sister cry.
Flutter: NO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT PLEASE SHE'LL KILL ME!!!! NOOOOO NOOOO NOOO!
Blessing: no.
Flutter: fine...my gravestone better say "I told you so"
Blessing: want me to carve it right now?
Flutter: THAT WAS A JOKE!!!
Blessing: one I'm afraid is gonna become a reality.
Flutter: I'm going now. Bye
Blessing: yeah ok. Just...don't make blessing cry again ok? Ok.
Flutter: dismissive, just like blessing, ok.
Blessing: and obe more thing!!!
Flutter: jeez you scared me! What!?
Blessing: make her porkchops and brownies.
Flutter: this is a bit much
Blessing: "a bit much" is making your best friend cry for two hours.
Flutter: fair enough.

(Epicblessing here. Well, um...DRAMA!!!! I started doing this thinking it would be fun, but then it kinda turned...depressing. sorry. The next one will be happier, promise.)