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Corn

To me one of the greatest thing in life is the humble corn, one of my favorite past time hobbies is indulging in the pure essence and aroma of the corn and basking in its beauty , but I happen to think that the corn is extremely underrated compared to an avocado for example , lets face it avocados tastes like a vegans asshole they have a boring texture and a flavor like Kristen Stewart's personality. Where corn ,oh baby ,corn is absolutely astonishing , it has a sweet orgasmic flavor and the texture is like rubbing Jesus's nipples except its corn. Some may say I have a corn fetish? and my response is no , I don't want to shove a corn up my butt hole that much  or rub corn on my knob i just really enjoy eating corn and it makes me upset how fucked up our priorities are when it comes to fruits and vegetables like are you fucking kidding me you would rather eat a fucking avocado over corn ? BYE GET OUT OF MY LIFE.