See, I like making jokes! That was just some fake stuff. And don't get angry at me because of my jokes (see chapter 1). So I didn't actually die. You see, it was something called a "FREAKIN CRAZY NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!" Sorry. I don't like speaking in a bad language. So the real story is...
I wake up from that unexpected nightmare, and went back to sleep. My life is crazy. I am warning you now. You should only read this book if you like crazy things. And random things. So then at 6:00 A.M, my alarm went off. I jumped out of bed. The first day of school. I hope I make some friends! This is gonna be awesome! As I get ready to leave for school, I sneak my magical iron rod with me. I've had it for a few years now. I used to be popular at my old school. And I'm gonna tell you one of my many secrets. You know that iron rod I was talking about? Well guess what? It can turn into anything you want it to. I usually disguise it as a pair of sunglasses, unless I'm in combat, but that's something else we shouldn't get to right now.
I even had time to make a song:
Goodness gracious, here comes school / school school school school school school school.
Anyways, my mom dropped me off at school, just like she used to do at my old school.
I hope I have fun.
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Author's note: guys! You should go check out sammyflufflepuff ! He inspired me to join Wattpad.
P.S: I am Magnus Clark, not Magnus Chase. Please don't get mixed up.
I am not Uncle Rick.
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