Simon Cowell fanfic!1!1

smut uno

I alway wante 2 phuck simone cowbell n toda he wasd alone

"Haiii," I sed. "Wuld u liek 2 phuck me??"

Wth his sexi deeeep voice, se sed,
"that's a no from me."

but yyyyyyy????

"DADDYY ACCPT MEEEH"

"I IS NOT U DADDY!!1"

I cryed. "BUT SIMONE!1!1"

"I HAS A SMOL PEEPEE I CNNOT PHUCK U."

ME i's WIDENED

SIMIN HAS SMOL PEE PEE???

"DADDY," I MONED. "PLS PHUCK MEH."

"THATS A NO FRM MEH."