one: open those asian eyes

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cash money is typing...

cash money: i dont know u but ur real cute

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Message read 14:56pm

magicmikey is typing...

magicmikey: asians are not my type soz

cash money: IM NOT ASIAN

Message read 14:57pm

magicmikey: ...

magicmikey: why tf u lyin (/•-•)/

cash money: oh god no pls

magicmikey: nah dont worry i wont

cash money: phew

Message read 14:58pm

magicmikey is typing...

cash money: this better be important i gotta study

magicmikey is typing...

magicmikey: why u alwayz lyin \(•-•\)

cash money: gotta blast

magicmikey: nO WAIT ASIAN ONE

magicmikey: YOU HAVE TO HELP ME WITH MY ALGEBRA HOMEWORK

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magicmikey: god dammit

magicmikey: lonelyyyyy

magicmikey: i am so lonelyyy

cash money is typing...

magicmikey: YAYAYA

cash money: i have nobodyyyy

magicmikey: idk the rest

cash money: me neither

message read 15:03pm

cash money: so where do u live

magicmikey: i dont think its safe to say that to a person I dont know the name of

cash money: it's dizzle

magicmikey: ??

cash money: C-dizzle

magicmikey: mother of god

magicmikey: but still you could be some 60 year old man that has plans of raping innocent boys like me

cash money: ExCUSE YoU

cash money: IM ALMOST 18

magicmikey: u could still rape me

cash money: (video attached)

cash money: there now u see im not cat fishing u

message read 15:05pm

message last seen 15:08pm

cash money: did my hotness (or ugliness) bLIND YOU?!

magicmikey is typing...

magicmikey: you have got to be kidding me right now

magicmikey: thats you?

cash money: yaz

magicmikey: you put my selfies to shame ._.

cash money: STFU DO YOU REMEMBER WHY WE EVEN STARTED TALKING

cash money: bitch

cash money: cunt

cash money: liar

message read 15:10pm

magicmikey is typing...

magicmikey: wow i love these compliments being thrown at me while im FAILING TO DO MY ALGEBRA

magicmikey: OPEN THOSE TINY EYES AND HALP ME

cash money: nope

magicmikey: WHY NOT PLEASE

cash money: not until you stop calling me asian. im fukin aussie

magicmikey: ...

cash money: ...

cash money: ur aussie too arent you

magicmikey: yeahhh

magicmikey: gross we live in the same country

cash money: says the person that said my selfies put theirs to shame

magicmikey: i take it back

cash money: :-(

cash money: ur so cute

magicmikey is typing...

cash money: dont tell me ur not

message read 5:13pm

magicmikey is typing...

cash money: like real cute

magicmikey: so there's this one question where I don't understand how I can factorize these algebraic expressions can u help??

cash money: i just complimented you

cash money: twice

magicmikey: i know... *blushing emoji*

cash money: :-)

magicmikey: can u halp now

cash money: fiiine

magicmikey: thanks c-dizzle

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A/N: YAZ

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