WARNING! SPOILERS IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF DOCTOR WHO SEASON 9
HOLY SHIT! WHAT DID I JUST WATCH! so I just finished the second episode of season 9 and WOAH!
Ok so let me get this straight...
Missy was planning to kill Clara at SOME POINT, even at the beginning when she threatened to eat her
There was no use for Clara being in that Dalek except for easier access and more convenient means for Missy to kill her
DAVROS'S EYES ARE FUNCTIONAL
DAVROS IS A JERK
The Daleks now are/were part Timelord
The Daleks know/did know the concept of mercy BEFORE the hybrid
The Doctor goes back in time and teaches Davros the concept of mercy therefore saving Clara in the future
Ok, now that we have that covered, OPINION AND RANT TIME!
OK! I should've known what I was in for when I saw that in the title theme STEVEN MOFFAT WROTE THE EPSIODE!
STEVEN MOFFAT, YOU ARE A JERK!
AHHHHH
Ok, so this episode toyed with your emotions and opinions.
It made you like then hate then like then hate then like then hate.....etc. Missy and the same with Davros...plus he laughed?
And to anyone who watched the 11th Doctor episodes(specifically Asylum of the Daleks) I will help you deal with the emotional pain this episode caused you if you will help me XD
I WAS CRYING A LITTLE BIT CAUSE CLARA WAS INSIDE A DALEK!
SHE NEARLY COULDNT GET OUT OF SAID DALEK
THE DOCTOR NEARLY KILLED CLARA
MISSY
NEEDS
TO
DIE!
I thought for a second that we were gonna get Oswin Ozwald pt. 2 and Clara was gonna be stuck as a Dalek or she was gonna die or something(I thought that the sewer Daleks would like, possess her or something)
THANK GOD THAT DIDNT HAPPEN
Also, HOW MANY LIVES DOES THE DOCTOR HAVE NOW!?
Ok, so he was gonna give a bit of his regeneration energy but ended up getting SAPPED
So he made a comment that showed that he would t get the energy back, so how much did he lose? I mean, I'm sure we'll figure out later but I don't think that the ever picky Timelords will not be very happy to know that he rejuvenated the Daleks with the regeneration energy that they graciously gave him and now needs more. He's not getting that energy back unless something bat shit crazy happens.
So is this the last Doctor?
Is this it?
The season started with him knowing he's gonna die so is it just coming later than expected?
Anyway, I'm sure well learn that later but here's one thing
THE DALEKS ARE PART TIMELORD!
I'll give you the count of 10 to figure out what I'm about to theorize
1........
2......././/
3.............
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5...............
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10..........
So if the Daleks are part Timelord... CAN THEY REGENERATE NOW?!
Cause..
THAT
WOULD
SUUUUUCK
BAAAAAAAD
SERIOUSLY! IMAGINE A REGENERATING DALEK!
NO
BAD
VERY
BAD
SUCH HORRIBLE
VERY NO
so if they can, that means that we have not seen the last of the Daleks.
Anyway, how bout that black and white portion?
LOVED IT!
And Missy has used the same trick to escape certain death for the third time
Big
Whoop
SERIOUSLY!
Nobody expects her to be dead...
She's gonna come back with this BIG reveal and everyone's gonna be like
*most flat and sarcastic voice possible*
Ohhhhhhh
LOOOk AAAAAT THAAAAAAT
MISSSSY ISSNTTT DEAAAAAAAD
IIIMMMM SSOOOOO SUUUUPRIIIISEEEED
WOOOOOOOOOOOW
GOOOOOOD PLOOOOOOT TWWWWWIIIISSSSTTT
-_- I mean she even stated herself that it's not a suprise that she's back
Remember
"I'm back not dead, big suprise."
I mean, and that was with PROMOS
NOBODY
EXPECTS
HER
TO
DIE
IF YOU WANT TO SURPRISE US BBC YOU SHOULD EITHER ONE, KILL OFF MISSY(SERIOUSLY! EVEN IF YOU MADE HER REGENERATE IT WOULD BE FINE)
Or TWO BRING BACK SCARF GIRL
PLEASE
SHE NEEDS TO BE BACK!
(Oh and I also have a theory that Susan is coming back but I'll talk about that sometime else)
So another thing, I like how their making the show more creepy. Like seriously, I have a feeling that after this season, Blink is gonna seem like NOTHING to a Whovian(a lot of people said Blink scared them. Idk why XD it didn't scare me, of course I knew what to expect from the angels)
Like, I had forbidden my mother(who is deathly afraid of snakes) from watching the first two episodes because of mister "I'm gonna just creepily and slowly twist my face off and turn into a bunch of snakes". Yeah, can we have more stuff like that! *remembers preview for next episode*
OH YEAH! THERE ARE GHOST THINGS NOW! The one looks like a dude off of mostly ghostly I'm sorry but he does. But DEAR GOD PLEASE KEEP WITH THE CREEPY VILLAINS! THEYRE AWESOME!
I really don't know what to ramble about any-----
wait....
Sonic
Freaking
Shades
The doctor has sonic shades now
CAUSE WHO NEEDS A SCREWDRIVER!
I KNEW HE WAS GONNA HAVE SHADES BUT BRO! THEYRE SONIC!
AND THE GITUAR(that will appear in more episodes, thank you theater showing of Season 8 finale post content interview). I DIDNT EXPECT THE GITUAR TO BE A THING SO SOON
Ans I'm sorry but
HEY MISSY
YOU SO FINE
YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND
HEY MISSY
It's so freaking beautiful!
I hope she sings that as she dies!(Missy needs to die)
Anyway, I'm done! GOOD NIGHT
