Zodiac Signs 2

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stereotypical confessions:

Aries: "Last night my friends and I had a few drinks and went for a walk. I ended up dragging someone's electric lawnmower back to my house, and had a temper tantrum when my boyfriend didn't let me bring it into the bed with us" 

Taurus: "I missed the new years countdown because I was making myself a sandwich" 

Gemini: "Someone bet me i couldn't go a whole day with out talking. I went 10 minutes and then stopped because someone was stating a WRONG FACT that I had to disprove"

Cancer: "I have almost no family living near me, other than my parents and sister who I live with. It's remarkable I've survived!"

Leo: "I'm one of these people who are like 'YES YOU LIKE THAT SONG BECAUSE I SHOWED YOU ...YOU aRE WELCOME'"

Virgo: "Today I found myself rationally wasp hunting in my housemates room at six in the morning"

Libra: "I spend hours doing things like drinking water or looking in a direction in front of a mirror so I can see how I look doing it"

Scorpio: "Despite being considered one of the toughest signs to crack, I once gave in to someone after they gave one tiny threat."

Sagittarius: "I always seem to offend someone when asked for my honest opinion, even if I always give it with my best intentions"

Capricorn: "I'm such a perfectionist yet my room is a giant mess all the time and my closet is terrifyingly disorganized. My CD collection is alphabetically organized by artist then album though"

Aquarius: "I went through the titanic, the notebook, the last song, the lion king, etc without even tearing up. I have no soul"

Pisces: "I brought a sound bar in the bathroom and ended up staying in the shower for 2 hours just because I had music playing"

QOTC: What is your favorite sign, besides yours?