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HARRYS POV

lou: hey

lou: hey

lou: hey

lou: hey

lou: hey haz

lou: water u doin?

me: choking to dEAth in bed hby?

lou: but im not even there ...

me: wut?

me: oh...

me: LOUIS WTF

me: im sick! not sucking dick-_-

lou: aww poor baby.. want me to take care of you?

me: no fuck you lewis

lou: noT THE LWWIZ SHIT NO

me: lwwiz?

lou: LEWIS

me: CALM DOWN JESUS

lou: anyways

me: well i have news

lou: yeah whatsup?

me: im comin to doncaster in like a week for a family wedding

lou: rlly?! for how long?

me: four days

lou: WE CAN CUDDLE AND KISS AND HUG AND FUCK AND OMFG YES

me: definitely!

me: WAIT STOP

me: NO FUCKING

lou: aww :(

lou: was worth a try

me: i dont understand your fascination with sex

me: its just your dick in a hole.

lou: well when u put it like that

lou: still sounds good ;)

me: i highly recommend you seeing someone about your high sex drive

lou: u mean high haz drive

me: ive fallen down the stairs now bc of you

me: i need to stop talking to a person so NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY OMFG NASTY.

lou: oops, back to u coming here though! we should definitely meet!

me: well i didnt tell you i was coming just so i could buy a box of chicken lou wtf

me: ofcourse i wanna meet!

lou: excuse me sir

lou: u must be mistaken

lou: ur tone is unacceptable

me: bye lewis..

lou: OMFG NO STOP.

lou: UR INTERNATIONAL KILLING ME

lou: internally* WTF AUTOCORRECT

me: ....

me: i think i'll leave now..

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