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HARRYS POV

me: im awake

me: give me attention

lou: no bye

me:

lou: im kinda busy rn

lou: gimmie a few

me: i bet you're being nasty

me: i dnt even wanna talk anymore

lou: wait wtf calm down

lou: im helping my sister with homework

me: awwww you're cute

me: but im still not gonna talk to you

lou: harry...

lou: don't ignore ur daddy

lou: ik ur reading these

lou: answer me.

lou: before i cry

lou: haz

lou: UM.CRYJNF.

lou: PLS ANDNSRR ME

lou: HARRY

me: stop. 

me: oops!

lou: hi

lou: u cant even ignore me (:

me: stfu lewiS

lou: NO.STOP.

me: wut? didn't do anything

lou: dont be a little shit

me: well technically im not little....

lou: i know ;)

me: LOUIS STOP

lou: LOUIS GO

me: WHAT?????

lou: ¿¿¿¿¿ʇɐɥʍ

me: WHY YOU DO THIS?

lou: WHY I DO WHAT?

me: BE NORMAL AGAIN

me: BE MY FLUFFY MUFFIN KITTY OKAY??

lou: wtf

me: okay so no?

lou: not unless i can touch da booty

lou: can i touch da booty?

me: harry has no booty

lou: louis has too much booty

me: this be you

me: \(•_•) /
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me: & when you turn around you see this

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me: bc jesus christ

lou: dont call on jesus pickle dick

me: wtf lou

me: get your head out the gutter

lou: nope :)))))))

me: k bye.

lou: omfg not this shit

me: but any other shit?

lou: huh?

lou: my mum bought me icecream hyfr

me: ok drake

lou: my tongue was running through the icecream then it froze

me: nope stfu

lou: my dick will shut u tf up

me: wait wut

me: how even...

lou: putting holes in bitches throats since 91'.

me: lewis

me: i am tellin your mother

lou: harold

lou: i will fuck ur mother

me: ... wtffffffffff

lou: my stomach has the rumblies

me: dont you dare say you eat hands

lou: ur a loser

me: youre not a llama

lou: some girl named eleanor told me i had a nice ass

lou: i told her it looked better naked

lou: she tried to take my pants off ....

me: but youre gay af

lou: yeah ik

me: so whatd you do?

lou: told her that i liked it up the ass and that she couldnt satisfy my needs

me: omfg

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