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harrystyles: hey!! I have a joke okay!! If straight horses say neigh then what do gay horses say?

louist91: I have no idea. What.

harrystyles: HAAAYYYYY

louist91: that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

harrystyles: that was cold. What's up your ass?

louist91: I'm going through tough times right now. You wouldn't know. All you know what to do is make me feel worse.

harrystyles: I'm so sorry I had no idea. Please forgive me I didn't know about anything and I take that back.

louist91: why do you care?

harrystyles: because you're amazing Louis. Here let me add someone. He might make you feel a little better.

harrystyles has added fakeliampayne to the chat

louist91: Liam?

fakeliampayne: Lou?

harrystyles: Harry?

fakeliampayne: Louis I haven't seen you in forever!! I really miss you babe.

harrystyles: BABE?!

louist91: shut it Liam. You can't say that after you decided to just move away like that. You dumped me over a text. Who does that?

harrystyles: DUMPED?!

harrystyles: WTF HAPPENED HERE?!

fakeliampayne: Louis' my ex. Duh.

louist91: I'm calling you a 'y' as in 'y did I ever date you?'

harrystyles: damn.

fakeliampayne: sass.

louist91: you hurt me enough.

fakeliampayne: if mum didn't live here then I wouldn't have moved but she refused to move so I had to. I'm really sorry Louis.

harrystyles: wait lemme add Niall.

harrystyles has added  neilherran to the chat

louist91: lol nice user name Neil

fakeliampayne: NIALL?!?

neilherran: LIMA?!

harrystyles: oh shit. I forgot. It's a mix between Larry, Lilo, and Niam.

louist91: why did I meet you all?

neilherran: oh whale...

---MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Idk that one vine makes me laugh so hard.

She showers with Pantene. But I got watermeloen to keep me clean!! 🐾

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