August 26th, 2024
Me: 'Hello, this is a certain restaurant, how can I help you today?
'Guy: 'I want a chicken fried rice, ???, and a ??? with ??? sauce.'
Me: 'I'm sorry, I couldn't quite hear you, you said a chicken fried rice and what were the other dishes?' (I put my ear really close to the speaker so I could hear him better when he repeated it)
Guy: 'I SAID, ?????, ?????, AND ?????.'
(I went deaf for like two seconds from the volume and ended up getting none of it)
Me: 'I'm really sorry, can you repeat that a bit slower?'
Guy: 'Oh my fucking god, I SAID CHICKEN FRIED RICE.'
...
(Silence as I wait for him to continue)
Me: 'And?'
Guy: '(Some random ass dish)'
Me: 'Ok.'
Guy: '(Another dish with some specified sauce)'
Me: 'Ok, is that all?'
Guy: 'Yes.'
Me: 'Great, now can I just have name for the order?'
Guy: 'John.'
Me: 'And a phone number?'
Guy: 'Don't you have it?'
(No, I don't. How am I even supposed to have it-)
Me: 'Unfortunately no, I will need a phone number.'
Guy: 'It's 9282 - 233334 - 22231'
Me: 'Alright, your order will be ready around 2:45.'
Guy: *Hangs up*
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Restaurant Complaints.
Non-FictionI've worked as a host in a restaurant for over two years now, and these are some rants about experiences I've had.
