The Plotless , Random , Funny Story

Clary Fray likes Harry Potter.

I forgot what the girl's name is, so.........
I'll invent it. Hmmmmm..... Kathrine? Yeah, it could be it.
So, Kathrine wook up early, she found herself in the Maze.
Sone guys were around her.
''Do you know how to get out?'' Someone asked.
The author snorted.
''Yeah.'' Kathrine answered. She got her wand and pointed it at the walls. ''Evanasco.''
It didn't work. ''Point Me.'' That helped, they all folliwed the wand's light and den dey were free.
''Thank you!'' Another one said.
Katherine nodded and apparated to the Burrow.
''You better run run run, yeah here we come. Bla bla. 'Cause we're cruisin'.... For a bruisin'.'' That was Oercy sining.
''Wow Perce, what an amazing voice you have there!'' The author mocked.
''Just don't stop, stop the music, we ride fast like a bullet, we do everything we want any time we want oh yeah. We just ride, ride, ride all day, no we're not gonna live any other way.'' Jace sang too.
Katherine realised everyone was here.
''Let's play Truth.'' George started.
''Or Dare!'' Fred finished.
Everyone nodded and the Author teleported all of them to her house.
Everyone setteld down.
''Let's spin the bottle! '' Bob yelled.
He drank a bottle of fitewhiskey and spinned it. It landed on Simmon.
''Hmmmm... Truth or Dare?'' Bob asked.
''Dare.'' He chose.
''I dare you to snog Ron's hand.'' Bob said smirking.
Simmon stared at Bob with horror. He gluped while Ron puked on Jeff the Killer.
Simmon took Rinald's hand and started snogging it. After a minute of hand-kissing and puking on CreepyPastas such as Jeff, Jane and Ben. They stopped.
Simmon spinned the bottle it landed on Jason, you know, Katherine's cousin?
''Truth ir Dare?''
''Truth.''
''Since when did you like Cho?'' He asked.
''Since I died.''
He spun the bottle and it landed on Harry.
''Truth or Dare?''
''Dare.''
Meanwhile, the author was in the kitchen making brownies. She ''accidentally'' pu oile and salt-water in them. She added dust and paint then Firewhiskey.
She put them in the oven then freezed time and den dey were ready. She un-freezed time and went to give le peeps brownies.
''I dare you to........ Eat a brownie.'' Jason said.
The author, Fred and George and Jason plotted this before AVPM's play started.
Harry grinned and took one. He died of intoxication.
Kidding! He became super hyper and drunk that henyelled he is #ForevaSingle
Gunny sobbed and Daphne died of shock.
I'm such a heart breaker. The author thought.
Harry spinned the bottle and it landed on........ Clary!
''Truth or Dare?''
''Truth.''
''Who do you like?''
Clary blushed and every Clace shipper awed and told her to say it.
''Harry.....Potter.'' She answered. Every Clace shipper chocked on their saliva.
Harry died of laughter and he became an author with the author. We're now calling the author Lylia and Harry... Well Harry.
Meanwhile, Mary Malfoy was on Terry Boot's doorstep.
She knocked.
''Who's there?''
''Mary.''
''Mary who?''
''What do you mean, Mary who? Mary me!''
Terry opened the door.
''But,...... I thought you were the doctir! Like Doctor Wgo?'' Mary asked.
Terry rolled his eyes.
Meanwhile, Voldy, President Snow, Jane da killer,the Volturis were all in alkatraze.
''Volturi, y'all go sparkle then everyone will stop to moke you then we attack.'' Volfy planned. The other volains agreed.
But Jane rolled her eyes and slayed all of them.
''Done.'' She grinned.
Lavander Brown and Pavarti Patil rushed inside Lylia's house.
''OMG! NEWS FLASH CLARY FRAY LIKES HARRY POTTER! CLACE AND HINNY SHIPPERS ARE ON FIRE! MAJOR FANGIRL ISSUE! #Halary4life.'' Lavander tweeted.
Everyone looked at her funnily.
''#Dramione4eva.'' Pavarti annouced.
''Hashtag Shut-Up.'' Dean yelled.
The reader got confusef. Dean Thomas or Wenchester?
Pfft. Same thing. But Wenchester is ma love so... BACK OFF.
(Harry said that)
Jeff got tired if this game.
''I am done. Chang, Go.To.Sleep.'' Typical Jeff killed her then gave her kidneys to E.J.
Psycho Lylia rushed in. 'EYES!' She yelled.
Draco Brain Eater took the brain.
Everyone became psycho and ate a body part.
''Harry, aren't we being mean?'' Lylia asked watching her characters.
Harry nodded. ''But let them be.''
Harry switched to Terry and Mary who were with Theo and Ines.
''Ello.'' Theo greeted seeing the two authors.
''Sup.''
Ines glared at Mary. ''I HATE ONE DIRECTION!'' She yelled.
Mary pouted.
''They are breaking up anyway.'' Harry said.
Mary turned to him. ''Says who?''
''It's obvious, Zyan Malik quit the last month, and it turnes out the rest are going in vacation, it is said said be long.''
Way to go.
''NOOOOOOOO! FIRST MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE NOW THEM?'' Mary yelled.
''Time for some Sirius Ed Sheeran music.'' Draco said. Don't ask how he came.
''I came with a sparkley pink and blue llama and a lufe-time supply of hair gel.'' Draco said.
''Um... Lego house? After Love? Tginking Out Loud?'' Harry asked.
''Thinking Out Loud.''
He put the song on, buyt it didn't calm her.
''Fall Outt Boy then.''
He put My Songs Knew What You Did in the Dark.
She calmedf abit, then Harry put Black Magic by Little Mix on.
She calmed more.
After thst, It's Time by Imagine Dragons thèn Hiya Hiya by the Algerian singer Khaled and Pitbull.
Mary was okay now.
''Well this is it.'' Mary said.
She took a microphone and started sining. She was sinning Hiya Hiya.
Lylia sang along because it was her mother language.
Everyone stare.
''Hiya li bghat, hiya hiya hiya... Li bghat a day deda day dedadiday.'' They sang..
Blaise appeared. ''You can stop now.''''
Mary stopped and startec sining another song, Es-ce-que tu m'aime? By Maitre Gims.
''Est-ce-que tu m'aime? Sais pas si je t'aime. Est-ce-que je t'aime? Sais pàs si he t'aime.''
Mary, Ines, Lylia and even Draco sang.
''I don't understand frencg.''
''These are anazing songs though.''
Really, look up the translated lyrics.
Back to Duck and Sparkle Ella.
They sParkled. Yay.
Lol.
I wish that I couldbe like the cool kids.
Me too bro.
Chat with Gale:
G: Hey.
L: Did you read the Everllark story I gave to you?
G: Die.
End of chat.
Jeez, take it easy pow.
B

ut I think some cake is overdue.
PEACE!