LOTR & the Hobbit ~ discovering Facebook

THRANDUILLNESS (oh and the Apocalypse)

~THRANDUILLNESS~

Thranduil_Da_Fabuluzzz has updated his status:

HELLO MY LOVELIES

Alberto likes this

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Legolas_The_Fabulous: dad who are you talking to

Thranduil_Da_Fabuluzzz: THE WORLD, MY DEAR SON

Legolas_The_Fabulous: whut

Gimli: well ok that's weird

Arwen<3Aragorn: hi guys I'm boreeed

Thranduil_Da_Fabuluzzz: WHO IS THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENVN NV VJREPTGERAHIO

Legolas_The_Fabulous: dad stahp

Thranduil_Da_Fabuluzzz: NEVAH, MEH DEER SUN

Legolas_The_Fabulous: dad what has gotten into you

Thranduil_Da_Fabuluzzz has changed his name to Thrandsk;

Thrandsk; has updated his status:

LOL WITH LEGOLAS = LEGOLOL

U GET IT GUYS

LEGOLOL

HAHA

...

No one, not even the Orcs, like this

Comments:

Thrandsk;: oh cmon guys

Thrandsk;: my friends

Thrandsk;: guuuuuys

Thrandsk;: plzzzz

Thrandsk;: I ORDER YOU TO OBEY TO MY WISHES

Thrandsk;: well even that didnt work

Legolas has logged on

Thrandsk; likes this

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Thrandsk;: LEGOLOL

Legolas has logged off

Thrandsk; has added a picture to the album "I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAB":

Guys I decided to dye my hair pink

Look at this beautiful picture of me in action

So hot

Galadriel has logged on

Thrandsk; likes this

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Thrandsk;: FINALLY SOMEONE

Galadriel: Thranduil-

Thrandsk;: you can say Thrandsk ;*

Galadriel: O.o

Galadriel: well

Galadriel: Thrandsk... you're sick

Thrandsk;: yeah of course lady Laladriel

Galadriel: Thanduil...

Thrandsk;: Laladriel...

Galadriel: You have the ancient Thranduillness

Thrandsk;: ancient? like you?

Galadriel: ...

Thrandsk;: YOU GET IT? YOU'RE OLD AND SO IS DAT SICKNESS AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Galadriel: ok i give up bye bitches Gally is outta here

Facebook has crashed

Bye Facebook users

I'm rich and famous now

This is the Apocalypse

MUHAHAHA

Smaug out.

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An A/N was not possible because the Facebook HQ has been burned down and its CEO Smaug the Firedragon has mysteriously gone missing. People all over the world feel like they've been played because of the the fact that all this time there had been a Dragon controlling their social media. Nevertheless international policedepartments are working together to find Mr. Smaug and question him for possible links to the arsonist.