Blood Sport Entertainment and @Chrix_Writes present to you, a book that will inevitably ruin your view on every universe you'll ever know, or think you understand.
We call it,
"GET ROASTED!!!!!!"
Now, I say this without remorse,
Rooster Teeth fucked RWBY to hell, and oh boy do me and @Chrix_Writes plan to piss in their dry ass bowl of cherrios.
(Bro what the fuck is wrong with cherrios, i just got done eating a bowl this morning damn, take it easy.I knew I should have just ate those cinnamon toast crunch instead. -@Chrix_Writes)
And just so we're clear—
We are not here to “fix” anything.
We are here to drag it, dissect it, flip it inside out, and rebuild it with pure disrespect and just enough love to make it hurt worse.
Because if you're expecting a respectful rewrite…
You are in the wrong damn place.
We are taking everything you thought you knew, snapping it over our knee, and asking,
"What if we actually committed to the chaos?"
No plot armor.
No safe characters.
No “they’ll figure it out with friendship” type bullshit.
If someone’s getting folded, they’re getting folded.
If something breaks, it stays broken.
And if your favorite character gets violated narratively—
…yeah, that was probably on purpose.
And before anybody starts crying in the comments—
Yes, we know what we’re doing.
No, we are not apologizing.
And no, your nostalgia is not safe here.
This is not a love letter.
This is a controlled demolition.
So sit down, shut up, and buckle in—
Because by the time we’re done,
you’re either gonna love this…
or wish you never opened the book in the first place.
Stay safe, be yourself ~
YOU ARE READING
GET ROASTED!!!!!!
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