Trying to explain the Tardis to non-whovians that don't understand - Crystal

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Oh my Gog... This is one of the most annoying things ever...

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Me: Oh my Gog, I just got my TARDIS dress-

Friend: .... TARDIS?

Me: *eye roll* Time and relative dimensions in space. *scrolls through phone for picture*

Me: *shows picture to friend*

Friend: Telephone booth?

Me: No, police box.

Friend: ??

Me: It's got a phone on the outside, and you can make calls... It's kinda like a little prison thingy that I can't explain... The cops come, and they might put you in there until reinforcements come...

Friend: Sooo it's a telephone booth.

Me: *facepalms* No. And besides, the TAR-

Friend: What's TARDIS?

Me: ... Time And Relative Dimensions In Space.

Friend: OH IT'S A TIME TRAVELING PHONE BOOTH

Me: ..... *facedesks repeatedly*

Friend: So what's so special about it?

Me: It's bigger on the inside-

Friend: So Narnia :/.

Me: And it's supposed to be piloted by six people at all times, but one alien does it alone. He's a timelord without a name... They call him "The Doctor"...

Friend: Doctor who?

Me: *slams head into desk and starts slamming friends head into desk* ;-; I quit this!

Yeah... Not fun. .-. People sometimes... Just fucking Google TARDIS and quit making me dumber with your brain cell reducing questions... ;-;

~ Crystal

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