Facebook •Harry x Louis•

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3: She's a lesbian?

Harry: Good morning!

Louis: How the f*ck are you so cheery right now?

Harry: Because I got m paycheck.

Harry: What's wrong? Did someone not get laid last night?

Louis: You're such a dick.

Harry: But you still talk to me :)

Louis: Stfu.

Harry: xD

Louis: pls no. Dont make that stupid expression thing ew.

Harry: Why're you so grumpy today?

Louis: Well my girlfriend broke up with me lol

Harry: Why?

Louis: Turns out she likes chicks ¯\_(ツ)_/

Harry: Wait... She's a lesbian?

Louis: Yeah.

Harry: Well since she's out of the closet, it's your turn.

Louis: ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

Harry: Aw so cute.

Harry: Okay, let me tell you a knock knock joke since you're so 'sad'

Louis: NO

Louis: IM BETTER NOW, SEE?!

Harry: But I didn't even tell you it yet..

Louis: PLEASE NO. IVE SEEN MOST ON YOUR STATUSES IM BEGGING YOU NO.

Harry: But why?

Louis: THEY SUCK.

Harry: Ouch :/

Louis: Sorry but I'm telling the truth..

Harry: (◡﹏◡✿)

Louis: ??

Harry: You're seriously gonna make me cry.

Louis: Don't be a wuss.

Harry: Oh...

Louis: OMFG JUST TELL ME IT.

Harry: omg yay

Harry: knock knock

Louis: Who's there?

Harry: Obama.

Louis: Obama who?

Harry: Ooo baaaa maaa self......

Louis: omfg get out.

Harry: Did it cheer you up?!

Louis: Strangely it did.

Harry: YAY!

Louis: When I first talked to you, you were all grumpy and serious. Now you resemble a five year old.

Harry: ;)

Louis: I'm highly uncomfortable now.

Harry: Damn boy, your ass is bigger than my future!

Louis: O.O

Harry: Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat i bed.

Louis: Wait what? Whats your first favorite thing?

Harry: You.

Louis: I should've freaking seen it coming tbh.

Harry: Lets play barbie. I be ken and you can be the box I come in.

Louis: STOP OMG

Harry: Call me Chris Brown cause I'd hit that! -looks at your ass-

Louis: HAHAHA STOP OMFG. THAT WAS SO RUDE.

Harry: You're on my list of things I want to do tonight.

Louis: HARRY STOP IT OMFG

Harry: No but forreal when can I eat your ass?

Louis: WHAT

Harry: I'm dead serious.

Louis: How many times have we gone over this? I'm straight. S T R A I G H T.

Harry: G A Y********

Louis: No.

Harry: Yes.

Louis: Our conversation always leads up to this point smh.

Harry: I really wanna stick my tongue in your butt.

Louis: hARRY.

Harry: lOUIS.

Louis: I like vaginas not dicks.

Harry: That ass wants to be friends with my dick so bad.

Harry: Please let it.

Louis: HA! no.

Harry: :(

Louis: Lets say I was gay, but I'm not. I wouldn't even f*ck you because first, we live nowhere near each other, second, we known each other for two days.

Harry: So? We'd just f*ck and thats all.

Louis: I don't just f*ck people and leave anyway. and I'm not gay.

Harry: Can you stop pointing that out every sentence? It's really annoying.

Louis: Well it's true...

Harry: You won't be saying that when you're screaming my name.

Louis: Calm down bro.

Harry: I get like that when I'm mad. Sorry.

Louis: get like what? Horny?

Harry: Yeah :/

Louis: Omg that's weird. You're like an actual Dom.

Harry: I am one.

Louis: Yeah right. You look and act like a cupcake.

Harry: I've spanked so many people for disobeying me, don't make me do it to you.

Louis: okay daddy.

Louis: IM FREAKING DEACTIVATING, FACEBOOK STOP.

Harry: "Straight" "not gay" "not a twink" bruh.

Louis: ughhhhhh ifhy

Harry: no but lowkey, I'm horny as f*ck.

Louis: Bye.

Harry: why you leaving.

Louis: I'm going back to sleep.

Harry: Nooooooo.

Harry: come back you little wiener.

Harry: You make me so angry.