[2:40am]
Phil: Hey Dan, want to watch an anime? 😁
Dan: jc phil it's 2am why are you awake
Phil: I can't sleep, what about you?
Dan: i never sleep, you know this smh
Phil: Do you think we're nocturnal? We could be owls 🐦
Dan: i highly doubt it and also that's a pigeon emoji
Phil: I can't help it!! There's no owl emojis
Dan: plus do you really think we are the only people who stay up to early hours of the morning?
Phil: There could be a huge owl clan that will take over the world
Dan: phil you need to sleep
Phil: I don't! I'm nocturnal
Dan: humans aren't nocturnal, it's just some of us like to have bad sleeping schedules
Phil: You never know...
Phil: Did you hear that sound? It might be a huge scary owl coming to peck your eyes out 👀
Dan: there's no sound stop trying to scare me
Dan: you know i'm scared of the dark
Dan: stop
Dan: phil?
Dan: ???
Dan: phil stop joking around
Dan: phil i know you're trying to trick me
Dan: PHIL
Dan: if you don't answer me i swear i will go into your room and kill you
Dan: phil i'm coming
[2:54am]
Phil: BOO 👻
Dan: jc where have you been
Dan: i even went to your room to see if you was ok
Phil: I just went to the toilet
Dan: you don't take your phone to the toilet?
Phil: No! What if I sneeze again and I drop it down the toilet! I can't risk it 😣
Dan: smh how did you even break your screen by just sneezing
Dan: i s2g you're the clumsiest person i know
Phil: It's not my fault! 😨
Dan: lmao w/e you say
Phil: Sooo....
Dan: so what?
Phil: About that anime....
Dan: jfc
Dan: ilysm u dork ❤️
YOU ARE READING
phan texts ✰
Fanfictioni'm going to try to be interesting and write some cool phan texts ok note: these are NOT in order! they are just individual short stories (FINISHED)
