BOOM! [drv1 x sparkle!reader]

ur all weird

|| { heyoo whatt} = author speaking 

S![name] pov:

'Where am I? Why can't I remember anything other than ...a word? No a place, Penacony, and that im the ultimate...? Ultimate what , why can't I remember?!

Aghh! My head hurts so bad I need to wake up...right? Yes, that's right, waking up, that's what I need to do. Wake up!'

"Uugghh, where am I?"

waking up with no memories other then my identity is very confusing, but waking up with no memories other then my identity in an empty classroom with the windows bolted shut and a weird slip of paper on the desk at the front is much more confusing, oh well i can deal with that later the aha insists upon chaos even when somewhere completely and utterly different! 

Running out of the classroom without a backward glance at the slip of paper on the desk, I skidded right out of the room and down the hall, passing by too many corridors to count, i randomly picked a corridor to go down hoping for one specific place to cause the most mischief, "the gym must be the best place for chaos! I wonder if there are other people here, the people the more fun, and the more fun the better the game! Hehehehe!" as i got closer to what i thought must be the gym something caught my attention, 'ooh, i see someone running towards that door, Gotta say hi!'

Gotta hand it to you, Running full speed towards someone who doesn't know you're there while in slippery sandals on a slippery floor might not have been the best idea becau-"watch out!" you yelled slipping on the floor, your hands flailing in front of your body as you went sailing and fell right onto the other person. "BANG!" you and this other person hit the floor hard. "Oof, sorry bout that" you stuck out your tongue to be silly "didn't mean to actually fall onto you."

"it's... okay i guess, also maybe don't run over people you don't know next time!"

"No promises! Also your name please!"

"O-oh yeah, my name's Makoto Naegi. Sorry for not saying so earlier! What's yours?" he rubbed his hand behind his head as he sat up.

"Why were you in such a hurry anyway? Not like there's anything we need doing." 

Naegi pov:

'They deflected my question, I wonder why? What could their name be and what's their ultimate? I've never seen them on tv before?'

S![name] pov:

Throwing open the doors to the gym and running straight in is exactly what aha would want, so i appealed to their obvious wishes and pulled open the big metal doors with ease, running in to present myself, Aha's messenger to this hell of a world that needs more chaos in its midst. "It is I s![name] messenger of the Aha, one of the masked fools, here to greet your presence with chaos forever more, rejoice in this revelation!" 

"Oh shut your insolent trap you masochist, no one cares what you have to say. Let's get this orientation over with already, you are here at least 10 minutes late anyway."

Some stupid old bitch said as I flew into the room. Ugh how dare they, I grace them with my beautiful and Aha blessed, person and this is how they dare to treat me. Time for chaos that they won't expect ever in their puny little lives.

"Ha, ha ha ha ha ha! Wow you really expect me to believe your bullshit! I'm the ultimate mimic, it's my talent to cause chaos! Masochist, ha! You wish, you have no idea what I'm really like at all! Hahahahaha!" I burst into uncontrollable laughter so hard that I almost fell to the floor. 

       Looking up after finally stopping my bout of laughter, I saw that filling the gym were 15 other students, all totally different in looks and attitude. Oooh this will be soo much fun, time to be introduced! 

"Hey, hey! What're yall just doing standing there looking like lost chimera's, ha! Kay, what's happening, why are we just standing here? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen to m–!"

right before i could finish my sentence, a little furry black and white bear lept up onto the stage-ish platform, interrupting me -how rude- shocking everyone else around,

who by the way in mine and the aha's opinion looked really weird, like come on! One had weird hair that was all over the place and stuck up right behind him like a porcupine, and another one had braids going all down her back, like what, and one girl was buff as aeon, so buff you had no idea she was a girl! Like i said weird, anyway back to the story i guess. "

Ooh wait I have an idea about how to get their attention, wait what's this dumb bear saying? "...i don't regret it at all! See what i'm gonna do is....MAKE YOU STAY HERE FOREVER!"

what. Oh hell no this thing isn't gonna keep me here for any amount of time that i don't like, yeah nope but i might get some fun out of these fools before i leave. "Ha! You dumb bear i'm not staying here for any amount of time, you can go fuck yourself-

-bang!"