Oops, I Simped Again (⁠^⁠^⁠)

09

blondesmacker
i’m in my childhood bedroom wearing the same hoodie from 10th grade 
it smells like depression and axe body spray from 2022 
send help or pizza 

Blondehoe
i just woke up 
mom yelled “JUNGWON GET A JOB” from downstairs 
i yelled back “IT’S SUNDAY AND I HAVE COMMITMENTS” 
the commitment is animal crossing 

Idontgiveafuck
my highest achievement today is changing from day pajamas to night pajamas 
they’re the same pajamas now 

Ayorikibaddie
i’m 20 and my mom still barged in asking if i ate 
i said “yes” 
it was two gummy worms and a single pringle 
i’m basically gordon ramsay 

Theviberhoon
opened the fridge 
saw the same leftovers from last sunday 
they’ve evolved 
i think they’re dating the kimchi now 

Heegotchills
i tried adulting 
went to the kitchen to make real food 
ended up eating cereal with chocolate milk because regular milk felt too committed 

Jaerizzyun
heeseung just sent a selfie captioned “do i look employable yet” is wearing pikachu socks and has chip crumbs in his hair 
no baby you look like a tamagotchi that gave up 

Ayorikibaddie
PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU

heegotchills
SHUT UP

Blondesmackee
jungwon’s been trying to “manifest” a sugar daddy (me) on twitter for 45 minutes 
his bio still says “professional pillow princess” 
manifest deez nuts 

Jaerizzyun
He could've just knock on the door of the room next to his and would've got the sugar daddy

Blondesmacker
Exactly 💯

Blondehoe
rude but i changed it to “looking for someone to pay my phone bill and tell me i’m pretty” 
watch me wake up rich tomorrow 

Idontgiveafuck
sunoo updating the gc profile pic to all of us in graduation gowns passed out on the couch 3 years ago 
title: “the losers: still unemployed edition” 

Ayorikibaddie
i just saw my high school diploma on the floor 
it’s being used as a coaster for my monster can 
iconic 

Theviberhoon
my dad just asked what my five-year plan is 
i said “survive until monday” 
he nodded like that was valid 

Blondehoe
Uncle park knows surviving Monday was enough task for sunghoon hyung the dumb

Heegotchills
same energy as when jaeyun asked me what i want for dinner 
i said “i want to disappear” 
he made ramyeon and cuddled me 
marriage material fr 

Ayorikibaddie
Marry him loser

Jaerizzyun
stop exposing me 
but yes i’m currently spooning this loser while he cries over animal crossing debt 

Blondesmacker
y’all are cute 
meanwhile jungwon is trying to trade feet pics for sephora gift cards 
priorities 

Blondehoe
they’re cute feet tho 
limited edition 

Idontgiveafuck
sunday vibes: rotting together apart 
see y’all next week same time same despair 
now if you’ll excuse me i’m gonna scream into a pillow for 4 hours straight, don't miss me too much bastards

Ayorikibaddie
This bitch is too delusional