Harry: You started it...
Louis: How?
Harry: By calling me Daddy,
Louis: Shut up about that already, I didn't mean to send that!
Harry: But you still did.
Louis: ... shut your mouth.
Harry: My mouth is shut, I'm not talking I'm typing.
Louis: stop it.
Harry: Little twinky pie.
Louis: I'm not a damn twink!
Harry: Well it sure looks like it :/
Louis: Well looks are deceiving.
Harry: Wise words little one.
Louis: I'm 17, idiot.
Harry: God, kids these days are so rude.
Louis: Why am I still talking to you?
Harry: Because my names Harry.
Louis: More reason not to talk to you.
Harry: Is my name weird or something?
Louis: Yes it's weird. It's to fancy and obnoxious.
Louis: Oh wait, it fits you perfectly then.. The obnoxious part.
Harry: Stop being mean.
Louis: Stop being obnoxious.
Harry: I'm not obnoxious.
Louis: But you are.
Harry: Then why're you still messaging me?
Louis: Because you're hot.
Louis: Omfg why did that send. I hit delete.
Harry: Yeah you're so 'straight'.
Louis: Bitch I is.
Harry: Am*
Louis: DONT.
Harry: Don't*
Louis: I hate you.
Harry: But you can't hate me, I'm hot ;)
Louis: You're ugly.
Harry: But you called me hot earlier????
Louis: Let it go oh my lord.
Harry: I can't, I'm so flattered right now.
Louis: Why? You get called hot all the time on your pictures lol.
Harry: Damn you on some stalker stuff.
Harry: But I never got called hot by a really cute twink.
Louis: I wanna hurt you so bad rn.
Harry: rn?
Louis: Right now.
Harry: Ohhhh.
Louis: ugh, old people these days.
Harry: I'm not old!
Louis: Yes you are. Bye.
Harry: Don't leave what the heck.
Louis: Oh someone likes me.
Harry: Duh, you're funny. You have me and my friends dying.
Louis: Stop showing your friends my conversations..
Harry: Why?
Louis: Because it's none of their damn business.
Harry: Ok ok sorry. I g2g I'm in the club.
Louis: Are you drunk?
Harry: Maybe.
Louis: How are you even spelling correctly?
Harry: I don't even know LMAO
Louis: Ok well I'm gonna sleep.
Harry: We should totally message each other tomorrow.
Louis: If you even remember me.
Harry: I'll def remember a pretty twink like you.
Louis: God dammit I'm not a twink!
Harry: When I look at that ass I think other wise.
Louis: D O N E.
Harry: H E L L O.
Louis: You're drunk. If you remember me tomorrow say hey.
Harry: Ok bye bye.
Louis: Bye, daddy.
Louis: WHY DO THESE MESSAGES KEEP SENDING!
Harry: "Straight" "Not a twink"....
Louis: GOODNIGHT.
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Facebook •Harry x Louis•
FanfictionIn which seventeen year old Louis Tomlinson stalks twenty two year old Harry Styles on social media website called Facebook. --- Louis Tomlinson was new to Facebook, his parents never allowing him to have one until now. He adds his friends and when...
