Shitty cover art by me btw
Notes:
Btw this is a Oneshot! But it'll be split up in more chapters cuz i wanna make it kinda long so yeah
Also i don't own any of the characters, Andrew Hussie does and blah blah blah you already know this stuff :3
Plus i apologize for any typos of spelling mistakes as English isn't my first language
(ALSO I NEED TZ SO BAD ITS NOT EVEN NORMAL ANYMORE GRRRR WHGSGSGSGSVSUXH)
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A not-so-young-anymore woman stands in her bedroom.
It just so happens that today is not this not-so-young-anymore woman's birthday.
Instead today is her friend's larval awakening, also known as wriggling day. In fact it was nine solar sweeps ago she was given life!
You're still trying to get the hang of this terminology. Since your dear friend Jade accidentally teleportated you to the other session you've been totally immersed in the troll's culture and had to at least try to learn their ways of living.
Fortunately the trolls had been pretty welcoming, in their own ways, and you found out that they weren't THAT bad after all. Certainly you must admit that all those days of trolling you got had been pretty annoying, and that some of the trolls were PESKIER than others.
But on the other hand it was thanks to the trolling that you got to know your bigger crush, or as they like to call it here, your matesprit!
Actually she isn't really your matesprit, as she sees you as just a friend, but you really wish she was.
Back on earth, when she began trolling you, you thought it was some 6-year-old prankster and tried to block her numerous times, but she alway came back!
Then she began explaining her situation and you also learned more about her: apparently she'd been tasked to troll you by her leader, for some reason? Also the aliens, who referred to themselves as "trolls", were supposed to help fix your doomed future? And also she was blind??? But could kinda "see" by smelling or licking colors and stuff.
Honestly you thought that was so cool. SHE was COOL, and also a bit WEIRD, but you loved that about her.
Anyway, today was her wriggling day and you wanted to make an EPIC surprise party for her.
You didnt really know how trolls celebrated this kind of occasion, or even If they actually celebrated it, so you opted for the old-human-style birthday party with a cake and lots of little and colorful hats.
You didnt really succeed in finding any cake on the meteor, the closest thing you managed to get your hands on was one of Gamzee's pies, though you weren't exactly sure what they were made of he claimed them to be "MIRACULOUS".
You trusted that guy, I mean how couldn't you trust him?
In exchange for one of his pies you gave him three bottles of FAYGO which made him extremely content.
For the party hats you asked Kanaya for the materials and then made them from scratch.
Finally you captchalogued everything and began heading to Terezi's room.
On your way there you had to walk through a large room where most of the trolls were at the moment. That room was basically their trolling BASE and obviously it was packed with screens and various stuff scattered on the ground.
Then you saw her. You ceased walking and hid behind a pile of horns. Terezi was hunched over her screen and nibbling on her glasses. Her caine was laying next to her screen. Gosh she's so damn pretty.
You try to squint your eyes, and, observing her screen intently, you try to figure out who she was trolling this time.
You were so focused on hee screen that you accidentally place you hand on one of the HORNS.
HONK!
You almost shit yourself and quickly run towards the room's exit while the trolls suddenly turn to inspect the source of noise. You wouldn't want them to ask where you are headed to. While you're running they notice you and you can hear some of their remarks.
One of them asks the other:
Do you t)(ink t)(-er-e's som-et)(ing going on wit)( her?
and the latter replies:
WHO THE FUCK CARES
THAT HUMAN IS SO FUCKING WEIRD REALLY! NO, ALL OF THEM ARE, SO WHO GIVES A SHIT
another says
:3 maybe she purrfers less crowded spaces
WHATEVER, WHO FUCKING CARES!
You keep running and eventually reach Terezi's room.
You carefully sneak inside and close the door behind you, then you turn around and have a full view of her room.
YOU ARE READING
Terezi's Wriggling Day! (TerezixFemReader - Kinda Oneshot But Not Rly)
FanfictionYou get accidentally teleported by your friend Jade in the Veil where you are welcomed, kind of, by the trolls. One day you're standing in your room and realize it is Terezi's birthday! (wriggling day). You begin to organize a birthday party but thi...
