Isaiah The Great

The Story

It all started when Betty got her banana sitting peanut toe job and entrusted her child, the dinosaur with a banana and a couple somethings later the dinosaur was DYING. And then she Died, but when she was dying, she entrusted Isaiah with the banana sitting toe job and to protect it with his life because it didn't matter if it was wasted away protecting a banana because it didn't matter at all because he wasn't important. But being the dimwit Isaiah was, he thought that this was a heartfelt wish from his deceased child and started to protect the banana with his life. And then the demon just poofed out of nowhere into the village but the kingdom was too lazy to summon heroes to become an Isikai so they send the entirety of Isaiah's village AND him to fight it off but being him, Isaiah continued to stupidly protect the banana with his life even though it was very rotted and looked like a cursed item. So, after a not-so-long voyage they made it to the demon lord's castle aka the public library, so they charged into said library and they all died except for Isaiah but he wasn't that strong, so the demon lord honestly didn't know why he was still standing. The working theory is he was too dumb for the trap to sense. SO, the demon lord started torturing him because it like to torture dumb children 'cause he was just like that. But the demon lord found out that he was protecting a rotten banana and decided to spare his life. So, Isaiah made a deal with the demon lord to spare him, and the demon lord could do anything he wanted to him just so Isaiah could live and protect this ugly banana. The demon lord accepting this deal, definitely not to torture Isaiah so unknowing to Isaiah, the banana that he loved so much became his mouth and looked like one of Sukuna's fingers from JJK. But Isaih thought this was the best deal of his life because he didn't have extra luggage to carry because he was just that dumb. So, Isaiah went on his way after more torture because fun. When Isaiah finally made it back to the village he was encountered by Betty and her gang of Ruffians aka the retarted people who wrote this story. And the 'second in command' of the ruffians-Mailda (Matilda pronounced without the T)- definitely did not make up this story so they could bully Isaiah in real life. So, Betty and Isaiah are in a face to face face off. When Betty's eyes light up with something Isaiah couldn't tell. All of a sudden Isaiah is on the floor looking up at Betty with a hairbrush in one hand and a bunch of hair ties in the other.  And before he knew it he looked like an echidna, with his hair all tied up in little sticking up pigtails. And then she left in a flash of smoke while laughing maniacally. Leaving Isaiah with something in his hands making them float up and made him have a new title: The Demon Lord. Little did he know, hundreds of heroes from hundreds of countries ganged upon him to defeat him. But as soon as the heroes came to kill him, they immediately stopped, fell into a beehive and laughed at his echidna ass hairstyle. And his banana mouth. But they thought that he was just an innocent little bystander not the Demon Lord because his aura was so weak and they thought the Demon Lord actually had to look menacing. So, they walked right past him, and Isaiah was extremely offended, and his face did that one thing anime characters do when they get extremely offended. But as soon as the heroes realised that he was the demon lord the killed him because he was the weakest of them all. But in the place of the dead, he found his deceased child, and BETTY who was apparently dead who came back to haunt him just to make him embarrassed. They reunited and immediately his child and Betty punched him in the stomach. And the child started laughing and pointing at him because she never thought he would keep the banana and when he asked why she said because it was a prank to prank you and that shows how stupid you are because you fell for it you little stupidy.  AND THEN BABABBABABABABA THE GOD OF THE FOURTH WALL aka the narrator Railway and her trusty magical reindeer Skinwalker steed Addysona Persona appeared Infront of them and transported them to the place where the story was being written. Little did they know their characters were based on real human beings in another world and they were just being joint into the chaos of the storyteller aka Betty's Rafian group Second in Command where they discovered they died in the story RIP PEACE OUT SUCKERS.