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: Welcome, welcome, welcome, to my Fantastic, Fun, Fruit Factory! Where we serve up fresh fruit all day.

, , and : Oh! Wow!

Four: How do they work?

Three: Oh, easy peasy, lemon squeezy! Obviously, I just....

[A buzzer comes from the thing.]

Three: Ooh! Silly thing's broken.

Five: There are two oranges in there! Maybe, if Two tries it.

[Two runs to the spring.]

[The buzzer goes on again, when Three runs to get some oranges.]

Three: How do I...?

Two: Huh? Ahhh!!!!

[Two splits into two Ones, as they get their oranges.]

Two Ones: Yum!

[The two Ones give Three their orange peels, then add back to Two.]

Two: Tada!

Five: Look! Two in the top, splits into One and One at the bottom!

Three: Ahe-Ahe-Ahem! I want fruit, it's my turn!

Three: Yummy, yummy, yummy!

One: Oh!

Two: Where's Three?

Four: Let's try this lever!

[Three tries to reach the bananas but she goes upwards.]

Three: Oh.

Five: It works both ways!

Three: Oh!

Three: Hey! Those are mine!

Five: Now there's 2 over here, and 1 over there.

Two: But, Three doesn't get her bananas again!

[Four pulls the lever again.]

Three: HEY! I'M STILL HUNGRY! UGH!

Four: Ooh! Look apples! Square apples!

[The two twos eat the square apples.]

First Two: Yum, yum!

Second Two: Yum, yum!

Three: No, no, no, you silly machines!

Two: Poor Three! We need to find a way to make three apples come out.

Five: Look! Four new apples at the top!

Four: I know how to make Three!

[Four splits into Three and One.]

Four: Here I go! Hup!

Three: Yes, yes, yes!

[The other Three eats the square apples.]

Three: No, no, no!

[Three brings Five, while Three and One add to make Four again.]

Three: I WANT FRUIT!

[Three aggressively throws Five onto the spring, and Five bounces onto the machine.]

[Three growls and pulls the lever.]

[Three gets angry and pulls the lever again, growling.]

Five: Yikes!

[The arrows point down.]

Three: AAAAARGH!!!

Five: This is going far too fast!

[Three's fruit machine breaks.]

Three: 1, 2, 3! 3 blueber...

[The display shows random equations. The other blocks stand and watch in horror.]

One: Run!

[Five and friends run away from the exploding machine. When it explodes, they land in piles of fruit.]

One, Two, Four and Five: Huh?

Three: I told you, easy peasy, lemon squeezy!

[A lemon lands on Three.]

Three: Ow.

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