Spongebob Squarepants (Plus Parodies)

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The police officers charged after the criminal and carried him back to the police car. He is then thrown in jail.

"Curses! Foiled again." The thief said.

Flip, and Lana and Lola, who came to the gas station to get some snacks saw the whole thing on the TV.

"What a no good punk that guy was!" Flip ranted. "There ain't nothing worse than a thief. Thieves should be locked up forever. They should be forced to eat nothing but gruel!"

"But Mr. Flip, what about all the stuff you stole?" Lana pointed out.

"What do ya mean?"

"Like that ketchup dispenser." Lana pointed. "It's says Property of Royal Woods market."

"Oh, that's where I rent my ketchup from." Flip explained.

"Are you renting the dispenser too?" Lana asked.

"Well, no."

"Then you bought it."

"No."

"Then isn't that stealing?"

"Well, I, Uh-"

Lola held up a towel. "What about this towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna?"

"Well-"

Lana holds out a public phone. "And this Royal Parks phone?"

"Well, it's-"

Lola holds up a hedge clipper. "And our mom's hedge clippers?"

"Well, they're-"

Lana holds out a white wig. "And Mr. Grouse's wig?"

"Well, he-"

Lana holds out hair curlers. "Even Mrs. Johnson's hair curlers?"

"That one was a gift!" Flip said and swiped it away from Lana. "Listen, all that stuff is uh..borrowed."

"Borrowed? That's a relief." Lana said. "I thought you took it without permission."

"Ah, permission spermission! You can borrow anything anytime as long as you get it back before it's missed. Everyone knows that, right?"

"Ok!" The twins replied.

"Alright girls, hugs!" He hugs them and shoved them out the door. "You put in a hard days work girls!"

"But we don't work here." Lola stated.

"See ya later!" When the twins were gone, Flip took out the hair curlers. "Oh that was a close one."

Later at Ketchum Park, Lana and Lola are walking through the park in a derpy fashion wondering what they're going to do.

"Hey, what do you wanna do today?" Lana asked.

"I don't know. What do you wanna do today?" Lola asked.

"I don't know. What do you wanna do today?"

"I don't know. What do you wanna do today?"

"I don't know. What do you wanna do today?"

Lola stopped when saw she saw a guy selling balloons. "I know what I wanna do today. I need some money."

Lola checked her pockets but found no money. "I don't have any money. Lana, I want a balloon really really badly. Really really badly."

"It's ok Lola." Lana said. "I think I've got money in the First National Lana Bank."

Lana checked her hat only to find a paper clip and her chewed up gum. "Uh oh. I'm broke too. Let's go borrow money from Dad."

"Wait. Instead of borrowing the money, why don't we just borrow the balloon?" Lola suggested.

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