Emily: Well, you would know... liar.
Rocket: Well, if you're going to be that way... I'll eat it myself!
Emily: You better not. I'm warning you! [Rocket unwraps the crunch bar and eats it whole, making Emily enrage] You're a crazy person! I should have expected this after the way you stole that donut!
Rocket: Did I, Emily, did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?!
Emily: Oh! That's it! [she stomps her foot down on the firewood. The fire lights up again.] Yow! First the donut, now my crunch bar... you're out of control! I'm... [menacingly] I'm telling on you.
Rocket: [gasps] Not if I tell on you first!
Emily: I'll beat you there!
Rocket: You're going to get in trouble!
Emily: No, you are!
[Rocket and Emily head to the police station.]
Rocket and Emily: He... When... her... and the donut... and the seagulls... I...
Officer Donut: What can I do for you two?
Rocket and Emily: [they look at each other] We stole a donut! [both start sobbing]
Emily: [off-camera] I'm not good!
Rocket: [off-camera] We stole a donut!
Officer Jenny: [While walking into frame] What's the problem here?
Officer Donut: Well, it appears these two stole a donut.
Rocket: What are you going to do to us?
Officer Donut: [Officer Jenny whispers in Officer Donut's ear] Okay, follow me. [they take Rocket and Emily to a jail cell] If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. [closes the cell door and waits for a moment] Okay, time's up. [opens the cell] Now, get out.
Rocket: But...we're criminals, and we stole a donut.
Officer Donut: Yeah, on National Donut Day, where every donut is free for a day. [The two officers laugh.]
Rocket and Emily: (gasp) National Donut Day!
Emily: Where donuts are free?
(outside of the police station)
Officer Donut: How about some lollipops for the road?
Rocket: Let's vow never to borrow anything without permission again.
Emily: You said it! [The two put both their lollipops together, but Emily's is already eaten.] All right! Which one of you stole my lollipop? [Rocket and the two officers start laughing. Emily joins in and the laughing stops.] I mean it.
Officer Donut: Actually, it was you. (shows Emily a mirror of herself and she sees the lollipop on her face)
Emily: (gasp) I done it!
Rocket: I tried to tell her.
Emily: I can't believe it, the crunch bar and the lollipop. (close up of her) This is now my own fault for this.
The Loud House Parody:
"And now back to Citizen Crime Theatre."
In Flips Food n Fuel, a tv show is shown on Flip's TV. Everything is black and white like an old timey cartoon. An old lady is walking down the street and then a thief comes and snatched her purse. He ran off with it.
"Stop thief!" She shouted.
The police arrived. "Which way did he go?"
"He went that way!" The lady pointed in a direction.
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