Emily: [crying] I want ice cream!
Rocket: But it doesn't have to be all bad, right? I mean, at least we have each other.
Emily: Yeah!
Rocket: And all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right?
Muscle guy: Ja, buns and thighs!
Emily: [Standing up] And the bitter cold, it's bracing, isn't it?!
Rocket: Yeah! Maybe being a felon could be... [breaks out of snowman] ...fun! [Loosening tie] We can loosen our ties.
Emily: Yeah! And we can fly!
Rocket: Yeah! [jumps off a cliff, then falls, screaming, and hits the ground with a thud. His pained voice echoes from the bottom.] Okay... we still can't do that! [crawls back up to Emily] But we don't have to shave.
Emily: [While lifting his left leg] I'm way ahead of you!
Rocket: And you get to talk tough! [Imitating Woody the cowboy] This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
Emily: Uh, let me try: [Using a bad impersonation of a cowboy] Uh...hey, punk. (laughs)
Rocket: And the best part is: now that we're felons, we don't have to return anything we borrowed!
Rocket and Emily: [jumping for joy] Yeah!
Emily: And we owe it all to you.
Rocket: What are you talking about? Taking the donut was your evil plan.
Emily: Oh, I'm nothing but a lot of talk! You're the one with the glaze fingers.
Rocket: [blushes happily] Aw, Emily... you're the best bad influence ever!
Emily: You, too! [The two get up and hug.] I wish we had something to eat, though.
Rocket: [As the two sit down and Rocket takes out two chocolate bars] Look what I've got!
Emily: [cheering] Rectangles!
Rocket: Not just any rectangles.... Crunch bars!
Emily: Oh!
Rocket: All we have to do is make them last for the rest of our lives!
Emily: Thanks, Rocket. I think I'll eat it now! [she eats the crunch bar.] (sigh) I think I'll eat it now. [Takes another big bite of her hand.] Ow! Huh? Where'd my crunch bar go? [Starts digging in sand] I must have dropped it.
Rocket: You just ate it. It's all over your face.
Emily: [still looking] Where'd it go? I'm gonna starve. [Digs a big hole] Where'd it go? I can't find it! Where could it possibly be? [looks up at Rocket, still holding his unopened crunch bar.] A-ha!
Rocket: What?
Emily: You stole my crunch bar!
Rocket: No, I didn't.
Emily: Oh, so that's how it is, huh? Once a thief, always a thief.
Rocket: You ate yours, this is mine.
Emily: You took my only food! Now I'm gonna starve!
Rocket: [nicely] Here, Emily, just take half of mine.
Emily: Half of yours?! You mean you ate mine!
Rocket: Do you want it or what?!
Emily: I don't want it unless you admit you took it!
Rocket: This is my crunch bar!
Emily: Liar, liar, plants for hire.
Rocket: It's "pants on fire," Emily.
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