Emily: [put his hands in the "air"] I found more!
Rocket: Hurry, put the pieces on! [Rocket puts the pieces in a donut shape. It falls to the ground.] The seagulls ate it!
Emily: Ga-heh!
Rocket: We can't return it!
Emily: Wha-guh!
Rocket: We're thieves!
Emily: Hi-yo-hoo!
Rocket: We have to confess.
Emily: Confess?! Are you outta your mind?! Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here. [The scene shows a wide shot of the scene.] [the citizens witness this] We stole a donut! And they're going to lock us up forever.
[Rocket covers Emily's mouth.]
Rocket: You're right, we've just got to keep our heads. Act normal.
[The two talk gibberish. Rocket walks in a circle sticking his tongue out. Emily flops on the ground. Rocket starts flopping on the ground. He slides in a curve and then gets up. He grabs his tongue and starts shimmying around. Billy walks by and stops.]
Billy: Wow, street performers!
[A crowd gathers around admiring the show. The crowd cheers. The two stop.]
Rocket and Emily: [yelling] It's not working!
[The two scream and run away. They hit the donut cart.]
Dunkin: Hi there!
[Rocket and Emily scream and run away. Dunkin looks confused]
Dunkin: Hey! Don't you want a free donut? It's National Donut Day!
[Rocket and Emily are shown running at a low shot.]
Emily: He's onto us!
Rocket: It's not safe for California anymore. We've got to move fast and cover our tracks.
Emily: [running while carrying a can of red paint and making a line of red paint on the groud] I'm on it, Rocket!
[The two are shown running. The scene changes to show the top of a cliff outside of California.]
Rocket: Take a last look Emily. We can never go back.
Emily: [While waving] Goodbye, California.
Rocket: [while picking up a hobo stick] We've only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs.
Emily: Yup.
[The scene shows a shot of the sunset. They walk towards the sun. The scene changes to show them sitting next to a campfire at night in a dark desert]
Emily: I wanna go home.
Rocket: We can never go home. We're wanted. We'll spend the rest of our lives running... running, but at least it's warm around the fire.
Emily: Hey, if its cold out, how could there be a...
[The fire goes out. An owl noise is heard.]
Emily: I'm scared, Rocket!
Rocket: No more nice, warm beds.
Emily: Huh?
Rocket: [saddened] No more Disneyland.
Emily: Oh!
Rocket: No more getting mail! No more Sox! No more movies! No more Big Jet! No more of friends! No more anything!
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