[Rocket and Emily run out of frame.]
Princess Sunlight: See you later! [pulls out hair curlers] Oh, that was a close one.
[Later at the park]
Rocket: What do you want to do today?
Emily: I don't know. What do you want to do today?
Rocket: I don't know. What do you want to do today?
Emily: I don't know. What do you want to do today?
Rocket: I don't know. What do you want to do today?
[The two stop moving. Emily gasps and the scene pans out to show Dunkin with a donut stand. The scene shows a close-up of Emily's head.]
Emily: I know what I want to do today! [The scene shows a close-up of the donuts.] I need some money. [Emily looks in left pocket] Uh. [She looks in her right pocket.] Oh. [She looks in her belly button. The scene shows an extreme close up of his belly button..] Oh... I don't have any money. Rocket, I want to have a donut really, really badly! Really, really badly!
Rocket: It's okay, Emily. [Points behind himself] There's lots of money in the First National Bank of Space. [He turns and makes a rainbow appear] Follow me! [The two ride the rainbow until they land on the ground next to a cauldron that that the rainbow was leading into. Rocket picks up the cauldron. He looks in it and a close-up shows that the cauldron is empty.] Uh-oh. I'm broke, too. Maybe we could borrow money from Big Jet?
[Rocket turns around.]
Emily: No, wait! Instead of borrowing the money, why don't we just borrow the donut?!
Rocket: Yeah, like Sunlight!
Emily: It's just borrowing, right?
Rocket: Yeah, and borrowing is okay as long as we bring it back, right?
Emily: Right!
[The scene changes to show a wide shot of Dunkin giving a donut to a kid. Rocket takes a glazed donut, while he whistles. He runs off. Rocket and Emily run with the donut, while laughing.]
Emily: This is so great!
[The two stop in downtown Los Angeles.]
Rocket: We're going to have so much fun! First we can run with the donut!
Emily: Yeah, then we can go to the beach with the donut!
Rocket: Yeah! then we can take a bike ride with the donut. Then we can go to the movies and the arcade and the ice rink and the pizza shop!
Emily: And the moon and the sky and under a car, behind the dumpster!
Rocket: And the candy shop!
Emily: And then my backyard!
Rocket: And in a plane!
Emily: And over a house!
Rocket: And under a hill!
Emily: And with a dog!
Rocket and Emily: We love borrowing!
[Suddenly, a flock of seagulls came, take the donut and eat it up, leaving crumbs on the ground. Both look flabbergasted and sullen.]
Rocket: The seagulls ate it.
[Both take another look, quietly. The scene shows a close-up, high angle shot of the donut crumbs.]
Rocket and Emily: (screams)
Emily: How are we going to return it now, Rocket?
Rocket: [While picking up the crumbs] I got the crumbs!
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