Rocket And Friends Parody:
[A shot of the exterior of Disneyland is shown.]
TV Announcer: And now, back to Crime Theater.
[The scene changes to show a black and white TV. On it, there is a woman with a purse. A robber comes in and laughs evilly. He grabs the woman's purse. The robber runs away with the purse, laughing evilly.]
Robbing Victim: Stop! Thief!
[Two police officers show up.]
Cop #1: Which way did he go?
Robbing Victim: [pointing to the direction the thief ran] He went that way!
Cop #2: Let's get 'em, boys!
[four police officers run after the robber, off-screen. They run back into frame with the robber tied up. The scene cuts to the robber wearing prison stripes.]
Robber: [As bars come down and the scene pans out to show the TV inside of Jolly Holiday, at a table.] Curses! Foiled again!
[The scene shows Sunlight at a table watching a small TV. Rocket and Emily are behind her.]
Princess Sunlight: What a no-good robber that guy was! There ain't nothing worse than a thief! Thieves need to be locked up forever! They should all be strung up by their lungs and forced to breathe air!
Rocket: But, princess, what about all the stuff you stole?
Princess Sunlight: What do you mean?
Rocket: [points to the phone Sunlight has] Like that phone. [The scene then shows a close up of the phone.] It says, "Property of Verison."
Princess Sunlight: (toss the phone) Oh, that's where I use my calendar from.
Rocket: Are you renting the phone, too?
Princess Sunlight: Well, no.
Rocket: Then you bought it?
Princess Sunlight: No.
Rocket: Then, isn't that stealing?
Princess Sunlight: Well, I, uh...
Emily: [While holding up a towel.] What about this towel from the Sauna?
Princess Sunlight: Um... Well..
Rocket: And this bible from church?
Princess Sunlight: Well, uh, it's
Emily: And Twilight's dictionary?
Princess Sunlight: Oh, they're...
Rocket: ...And Opaline's lawn mower?
Princess Sunlight: Well, she...
Rocket: [While holding up hair curlers] Even Rainbow Dash's hair curlers?
Princess Sunlight: [While grabbing the hair curlers] That one was a gift! Listen, all that stuff is, uh... borrowed.
Rocket: Borrowed? Well, that's a relief. I thought you took it without [While shaking his head] permission.
Princess Sunlight: Oh, permission shmermission! You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as if you give it back [puts arms to side] before it's missed. [While shrugging] Everyone knows that! Right?
Rocket and Emily: [raise fists in air] Okay!
Princess Sunlight: All right then! [While hugging them] Hugs? You put in a hard day's work, you guys!
[The scene changes to show a wide shot of the exterior of Disneyland. She pushes them out the door.]
Emily: But I don't work here!
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