Spongebob Squarepants (Plus Parodies)

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Lana handed Lola her candy bar.

"Thanks sis. I'll save this for later."

Lola buried her candy bar. Three seconds later, she changes her mind. "I think I'll eat it now."

Lola digs in the spot she buried her candy but found out it was missing. A couple of ants had marched away carrying her candy bar away. "Huh? Where's my candy bar? I know I buried it here."

"Lola?"

"Where'd it go? I'm gonna starve!"

Lola digs frantically like a dog. Lana gets buried in dirt. Then Lola appears under her.

"I can't find it! Where could it be?"

She looks up and sees Lana holding a candy bar. "Aha!"

"What?"

Lola gets up. "You stole my candy bar!"

"No I didn't." Lana replied.

"So that's how it is, huh? Once a thief, always a thief."

"You ate yours." Lana stated. "This is mine."

"You took my only food." Lana complained. "Now I'm gonna starve."

"Here Lola, just take half of mine." Lana offered.

"Yours? You mean mine."

"Do you want it or what?"

"I don't want it unless you admit you took it."

"This is my candy bar."

"You big dirty liar!" Lola critizied.

"I'm dirty, yes. But I'm not lying." Lana said.

"Liar."

"Well, if you're gonna be that way I'll eat it myself!" Lana said.

"You better not." Lola warned.

Lana took the wrapper off. Lola warned her to stop but Lana started to lick the chocolate bar and chew it in Lana's face, much to Lola's agony. She even put it between her ears and made a squeaky sound with it. She finally ate the whole thing.

"You're a crazy person!" Lola yelled. "I should have expected this after the way you stole that balloon!"

"Did I, Lola?" Lana wondered. "Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?"

"THAT'S IT!" Lola yelled and stomped on the wood, causing the fire to light up again. She screamed and held her foot up in pain. "First the balloon, now my candy bar! You're out of control! I'm...I'm telling on you."

Lana gasps. "Not if I tell on you first!"

Lana runs off.

"I'll beat you there!" Lola ran after her. She caught up with her sister.

"You're gonna get in trouble!" Lana taunted.

"No, you are!" Lola replied.

The twins kept running. They soon reached a police station and ran inside. They came to a police officer behind a desk. They started talking at the same time and couldn't be understand clearly.

"What can I do for you girls?" The police officer asked.

"We stole a balloon!!" The twins confessed.

A female officer showed up. "What's the problem here?"

"Well, it appears these two stole a balloon." Said the male officer.

"What are you gonna do to us?" Lana whined.

The female officer whispered something to the male officer.

"Ok, follow me." Ordered the male officer.

The police officers lead the twins to a prison cell. He opened it and the girls went inside.

"If you can't do the time, don't do the crime." The male officer said.

Four seconds later.

"Ok, time's up." The male officer said and opened the door. "Now get out."

"But we stole a balloon." Lana whined.

"Yeah, on Free Balloon Day." The male officer said and he and the other officer laughed.

The twins were surprised and relieved to hear this. The officers then walk them out of the station.

"How about some lollipops for the road girls?" The male officer said handing them candy.

The girls happily took a lollipop.

"Let's vow never to borrow anything without permission again." Lana declared.

"You said it." Lola agreed.

They make a toast but Lola's lollipop has been eaten. Lola's the one who has eaten it.

"Alright, which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop?"

Lana glared at her.

"Just kidding." Lola said.

The twins and the officers all laughed together.

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