"Take a last Look, Lola." Lana said. "We can never go back."
"Goodbye Royal Woods!" Lola waved.
"We've only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs." Lana stated. She had a hobo stick in her hand.
"Yep." Lola said, carrying her hobo stick. "But I wish I could've brought my princess car."
"We're criminals now." Lana said. "We're gonna have to travel by foot."
And so the young girls went on their way leaving their beloved town. They were now in the middle of nowhere sitting near a fire they used to warm themselves.
"I wanna go home." Lola whined.
"We can never go home, sis." Lana stated. "We're wanted women. We'll spend the rest of our lives running. But at least it's warm around the fire."
"Yeah, hopefully it'll last long."
Suddenly, a strong wind blows out the fire.
"Aw, come on!" Lola whined. "I'm scared Lana!"
"No more nice warm beds." Lana said sadly. "No more Burpin burgers! No more getting mail! No more Hops or Charles! No more Lincoln, or Leni, or Luna, or the rest of our family!"
Lola was crying.
"No more anything!"
"I want my princess car!" Lola whined.
Lana sniffed. "Well, it doesn't have to be all bad, right? At least we have each other."
"Yeah." Lola agreed.
"And all that running is good for you buns and thighs too, right?"
Cuts to Lynn posing and flexing her muscles. "Yeah. Buns and thighs."
Cuts back to the twins.
"And the bitter cold is bracing, isn't it?" Lola said.
"Yeah!" Lana agreed. "Maybe being a felon could be fun! We can go wild!"
"Yeah!" Lana said and rolled around in the dirt.
"And we can fly!" Lana jumped off a small cliff and landed with a thud. "Ok, we still can't do that..."
She gets back over to Lola. "But we don't have to follow orders."
"You got that right." Lola replied.
"And you get to talk tough too." Lana said and changed her tone into a manly one. "This town ain't big enough for the two of us."
"Let me try." Lola said. "HEY PUNK, you're messin with the wrong sista!"
"And the best thing about being a felon is we don't have to return anything we borrowed!"
"YEAH!" The twins yelled again.
"And we owe it all to you." Lola said.
"What are you talking about?" Lana asked. "Taking the balloon was your evil plan."
"Nah. I'm nothing but a lot of talk. You're the one with the sticky fingers."
"Aw Lola. You're the best bad influence ever."
"You too."
The twins hugged.
"I wish we had something to eat though." Lola said.
"Look What I've got!" Lana said happily holding out two chocolate bars.
"Rectangles?"
"Not just any rectangles. Candy bars! All we have to do is make them last for the rest of our lives!"
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