Internet Friends

One

/////Carter\\\\\

Harry Styles: You're really cute.

Me: That's not really me in the picture. But thanks.

Harry Styles: Well, you should defo put your picture I bet you're gorg.

Me: Don't bet a lot you'd lose.

Harry Styles: I'm always right.

Me: Not this time, self concerned stranger.

Harry Styles: I'm not a stranger anymore.

Me: You do know complimenting me doesn't make us best friends, right?

Harry Styles: I bet your rolling your eyes on the screen right now.

Me: Which I am.

Harry Styles: So, I have doubts about your real name, Carter?

Me: Why wouldn't my name be Carter?

Harry Styles: I don't really know. I suppose because I find it weird since its a boy name.

Me: It's a unisex name, stupid.

Harry Styles: Mm, we're making progress, Cart.

Me: Cart? You did not just call me that.

Harry Styles: I get my mom's groceries in a Cart xD.

Me: Ha-Ha funny :/

Harry Styles: You were supposed to laugh and tell me I'm funny.

Me: See me laughing?

Harry Styles: No, because I can't see you xD

Me: And luckily you won't. I would strangle you if so.

Harry Styles: Is this a way you talk to a stranger who wants to be friends?

Me: I thought you said you aren't a stranger ;)

Harry Styles: A WINKY FACE WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS!

Me: Don't get too ahead of yourself, I still don't want anything to do with you.

Harry Styles: Pft you wish to be my friend.

Me: And then you woke up. I'll probably block you after this chat.

Harry Styles: You wouldn't :( I've grown into liking you.

Me: We've been talking for, like, eight minutes?

Harry Styles: best eight minutes.

Me: You tend to exaggerate you know that?

Harry Styles: That's a hard word to spell.

Me: Look, stupid I've gotta run.

Harry Styles: I'll be waiting x.

Me: No kisses, stupid. Byee.

Harry Styles: Byeeee.