Jade: I was a banana! you have to get your sentence together, but I will do my own best together Dude!
Wilson: I think I will watch this bad video
But you are derpy of course not...... Jade, Take this Potion Sling bag to effect you from falling it, We have the "The Deepness" "The Sadness" "The Derpiness" remember, also The Buried! Do not drink the Buried Potion, If you Drink that, You're Dead.
Jade: OK! I'm Running now!
Wilson: Remember to Drink the Pigs to Drink the Potion, only The Buried!
Jade: OK!
Meanwhile......
Pig no. 8382: I was so Slurped by a Giant, He he,
Foreman Pig: I will terrify that Jade!
1 hour of Running later,
Jade: (Gasp!!)
King pig: This map will be charged by you.
Pig no. 92938: Yes sir. I will be in-charge of it.
King Pig: If the dumb pig will get it, YOU'RE Fired!
Pig no. 92938: Eh, OK, I will catch jade Your Majesty.
1 Hour Meanwhile.
Corporal Pig: I've Caught Jade!
Jade: Oof!
Pig no. 8382: Arrest Him! You Crazy Donut!
Wilson: (Gasp) Where's my Friend? Arrested? Ali! Stop playing video games and stop being deaf!
Alieda: (Gasp) Wait a m..minute? Where's your bro? Arrested?! Let's go to New Pork City or Pig City! Come on Wilson! You can do it with you and me!
Jade: Ooh, I'm going to drink escape potion when I am arrested!
Wilson: a Escape Potion escapes the jail! Then splash it to the bars!
Jade: Ooh, OK.
King pig: Jade took the map! You Dummy! Get back here!
Jade: Wow, I'm a Escaper! Dude! Your back!
Wilson: It's good to be back, dude!
Meanwhile...
King Pig: Get back here now, Mr. Prisoner!
Pig no. 92938, get him!
Pig no. 92938: Hey soldier! The prisoner is escaping! Get him now!
Jade: Oh no! I drank a telekinesis potion! What will i do with it??
Wilson: A Telekinesis potion is, you're going to make things fly!
Jade: Well, OMG! I can do it!
3 hours Later..... While Armae Played Minecraft....
Armae: Whoa! Featherfall IV! What will i do with it? This is worth it! Wilson will love this!
YOU ARE READING
Jade is Derpy....
ParanormalJade was having Derpy powers..... He's Snappy for real and of course, insane, He's your Character in Angry Birds 2!
