Another React Adventure In Calipso's Domain(ENG)

11

Kokushibo:

Kokushibo: *walks away*

Douma: Hey, what did I do?!

"You are so mean, Koku-dono!" Douma pouts

"You may be like my kid but...you are certainly the most annoying one" is the only thing Kokushibo says which makes Douma pout even more until Gyokko kisses him

"Thank you, dear" Douma says and Gyokko simply smiles at him

Kyojuro: *bursts into the hashira meeting, out of breath* Everyone... Everyone get out!

Shinobu: Kyojuro, you can't just kick the gate off its hinges and scream at us!

Kyojuro: There's a new buffet in town! And I got us...*pulls out a piece of paper* a coupon for FREE EVERYTHING!

Hashiras+Ubuyashiki Family: ...

Mitsuri: *grabbing Obanai and Giyuu* Everyone move, the food won't eat itself!!!

"Free food is free food" the hashiras says as the demons and the younger slayers look at them in disbelief

"But we must admit that the food of that restaurant was really good, we visit them whenever Kagaya is feeling well or one of our children accomplish something" Amane says as she remembers the restaurant

"Yes, the food was truly delicious!" Mitsuri agrees

Kiyo: I want a knife.

Sabito: Okay, what mark? Model? Shape? Size and colour?

Murata: Don't you dare, Takada Sabito!

"One of these days..." Murata says taking a deep breath while Sabito smiles nervously

'But I want a knife' the triplets think with a pout

'Poor Murata' some people think as they observe this

Murata: Sumi what do you have there?

Sumi, screaming: A knife!

Murata: NO!

*later*

Murata: Why would you give Sumi a knife?

Sabito: Why wouldn't I give Sumi a knife?

Makomo: Fair.

Murata: *gives her the stink eye*

Naho & Kiyo, from somewhere: Can I have a knife?

Murata: NO!

"...How about you kill him instead of divorcing? I heard a few lower demon slayers mentioning having a crush on you" Shinobu offers

"I have been closer to that then you believe" Murata sighs

"Who likes our husband?!" Sabito and Makomo demand to know as Murata is theirs and they do not share him with anyone else

"Now you know you should be careful or someone will steal him" Giyuu says amused

"Will they divorce?" Naho asks Urokodaki worried

"Of course not, they are just joking" Urokodaki says as this jokes had been said for so long and the trio was still happily together and none of them ever even let their eyes stray

Hotaru: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt him you'll kill me?

Kokushibo: No, if you hurt Akaza, he is perfectly capable of killing you himself.

"...He is a demon so it makes sense" Yushiro says

"It isn't just that" Yuichiro says making the others look curiously at the demons

"I killed people with only my hands when I was alive...they thought it was a good idea to poison my fiance and father-in-law just because our dojo was better so I made them pay" Akaza says making many feel a bit afraid of him

'Hopefully Hotaru-san doesn't do anything bad...' Kotetsu thinks

'That's...kinda hot' Hotaru thinks but does not voice it out as his sanity was already questioned by his obsession with making the perfect katanas so no need to add something else

Uzui: Why must you always insult me?

Makio: That's called being a good and attentive partner. Calling out the dumbass things your dumbass partner does.

"Yep, this is what means to have or be a lover" Hantengu says as he remembers his dear Tadashi

"Agreed" the others already in relationship says

Giyuu: I am 100% capable of controlling my emotions.

Shinobu: You literally cried yesterday for an hour because Yuichiro and Muichiro smiled at you.

Giyuu, crying: yOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT, SHINOBU-

"...Am I pregnant? I normally do not cry that easily anymore" Giyuu wonders

"Yes, if I'm remembering right this was one you were pregnant with your first child" Calipso answers

"Thank god...I was kinda scared of such an emotional Giyuu" Uzui mutters which gets him a slap in his arms from his three wives "Hey!" he says

"Just a reminder that we all are emotional and will be even more when pregnant" Hinatsuru points out and Uzui winces at that since he should have known to keep that thought to himself

"But why when me and Yuichiro smiled?" Muichiro asks confused

"Don't question anything to do with the emotions of a pregnant person or even with their food choices" Kagaya says, as he remembers how Amane was a very angry women with very strange food wishes when she was pregnant(not like anyone could blame her as she was pregnant with quintuplets)

"I see..." Muichiro mumbles 'Will Nezuko and Genya be the same?' he wonders but doesn't ask out loud

Hotaru: Wait, are we fighting or flirting right now?

Akaza: I'll fucking punch you.

Hotaru:

Hotaru: You know, that doesn't really clear things up.

"I can't decide if you have a death wish or if you are a masochist" Akaza says

"Probably both" Hotaru as to say since even he wonders what is future self is on but then again, he did think Akaza killing people who hurt those he loved was hot so anything could be expected from him

Senjuro: I'm dating Yuichiro.

Muichiro: I always knew your standards were low, but not that low.

"If his are low for dating me, I can't imagine how low are the standards of your future lovers" Yuichiro says

"Yeah but I'm not a demon" Muichiro says

"You will be dating two of them...are you sure you don't want to keep that thought?" Yuichiro points out

...Good point" Muichiro says as if he did follow that thought, he would be saying Nezuko and Genya aren't probably some of the best people he could have ended up with